K34 The Smirking Sneak Thief

Before the big, mysterious "reset", my tapped out rank was around 350. I was pretty proud of that. My highest achieved rank after the reset was about 35.

None of my cards have ever been touched. I quadruple, yes quadruple, sleeve all of the cards I use in my decks. Pro-fits upside down, regular sleeves upside up, penny sleeves upside down, and hard sleeves upside up. I even put Pro-fits on the cards in my binders. I only buy sealed products, and I always open them into an un-used notepad. After that I take an un-used sandwich bag and carefully invert it with my hand inside, and the cards go straight from pack to sleeves. That's OCD for you.

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Edric would be my vote, good colors to use his ability. Make your stuff unblockable with blue or make them trample with green. Either way you'll draw a lot of cards.

Buuuuut, I'd go Thrasios, Triton Hero myself. He's insane.

January 18, 2018 7:12 a.m.

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Better go dimir or grixis for access to Rooftop Storm

January 17, 2018 11:09 a.m.

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I'd throw in Diregraf Colossus

January 17, 2018 11:07 a.m.

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This deck is one of the fastest, strongest, resilient decks I've ever face. And the best part is that I don't even mind losing to it, it's just fun all around.

January 15, 2018 7:35 p.m.

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Well, amen to that, Grubbernaut.

January 15, 2018 2:19 p.m.

I've been saying it for years. The banlist shouldn't even exist.

January 15, 2018 11:26 a.m.

They'd be giving up the option to win through commander damage, also there's one downside. Upsides might include the ability to exile someone's entire deck with Jace, the Mind Sculptor

January 13, 2018 8:55 a.m.

Yeah, I could only draw three hands in 2 days.

January 13, 2018 8:52 a.m.

I love it

January 11, 2018 7:48 p.m.

Remember lisa frank school supplies? I was six in 94 and all the cool kids had EVERYTHING in lisa frank rainbows.

January 11, 2018 6:26 a.m.

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Isn't there a pretty competitive pauper deck based around the Presence of Gond+Midnight Guard interaction?

January 10, 2018 3:15 p.m.

Sweet. Thanks.

January 9, 2018 6:24 p.m.

Looking over the spoilers for RIX I saw a new card called Pitiless Plunderer. Someone on the website I was on said in the comments that it went infinite with March of the Machines. They do go infinite, but they do absolutely nothing good unless you have something like Blood Artist on the field. I was pretty excited about this until my buddy pooped on my party and said that it's an infinite loop that would actually end in a draw. Is he right? I looked up a ruling, and this is what I found.

421. Handling Infinite Loops421.1. Occasionally the game can get into a state in which a set of actions could be repeated forever. The infinity rule governs how to break such loops.421.2. If the loop contains one or more optional actions and one player controls them all, that player chooses a number. The loop is treated as repeating that many times or until the other player intervenes, whichever comes first.421.3. If the loop contains at least one optional action controlled by each player and actions by both players are required to continue the loop, the active player chooses a number. The nonactive player then has two choices. He or she can choose a lower number, in which case the loop continues that number of times plus whatever fraction is necessary for the active player to have the last word. Or he or she can agree to the number the active player chose, in which case the loop continues that number of times plus whatever fraction is necessary for the nonactive player to have the last word. (Note that either fraction may be zero.)Example: One player controls a creature with the ability 0: [This creature] gains flying. Another player controls a permanent with the ability 0: Target creature loses flying. The infinity rule ensures that regardless of which player initiated the gain/lose flying ability, the nonactive player will always have the final choice and therefore be able to determine whether the creature has flying. (Note that this assumes that the first player attempted to give the creature flying at least once.)421.4. If the loop contains only mandatory actions, the game ends in a draw. (See rule 102.6.)421.5. If the loop contains at least one optional action controlled by each player and these actions dont depend on one another, the active player chooses a number. The nonactive player can either agree to that number or choose a higher number. Note that this rule applies even if the actions could exist in separate loops rather than in a single loop.

Now, 421.4 seems to back up his position, but I would say that in the situation with Blood Artist on the field it is in fact not an infinite situation, because unless he's altered his life total he'll only have 40 life to give (playing EDH). Something tells me I'm wrong, because he's actually a pretty experienced player that has played in official tournaments and all that, whereas I only ever play against him.

Any judges that can tell me just how wrong I am?

January 9, 2018 3:30 p.m.

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January 6, 2018 11:31 a.m.

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I wish I could upvote comment #63. That is spot on!

January 5, 2018 12:38 p.m.

Mono blue artifacts probably hits infinite mana the fastest.

January 4, 2018 12:15 p.m.

Go to their profile and click on "remove friend"?

January 3, 2018 8:13 a.m.


January 1, 2018 9:58 p.m.

Gonna be stinking sick with Paradox Engine. Maybe turn all your creatures to dorks with Cryptolith Rite and all of them into merfolk with Arcane Adaptation? Such fun will be had by combo players!

January 1, 2018 9:27 p.m.

Do they actually damage the cards, or do they just not show up very well through the plastic?

January 1, 2018 9:24 p.m.



Commander / EDH K34


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