WINNING WITH A 6$ DECK (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)
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MANA BASE ALTERATION (BEST PRANK 2016) —April 14, 2016
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU MISERABLE FUCKERS, WE'RE IN SECOND PLACE! AND IN THE PROCESS, WE GOT SOME FUCKING DELICIUS ADDITIONS.
Gitaxian Probe BECAUSE FUCK LIFE TOTALS WE LOVE CARDS
Mage-Ring Network HAS GREAT SYNERGY WITH ALL OF OUR MAGNIFICENT ISLANDS
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, FUCKFACES
lotusofblackness says... #2
CAME FOR THE TITLE.
STAYED FOR THE DESCRIPTION.
LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. GOOD JOB SIR
April 11, 2016 3:17 p.m.
HEY YOU STUPID SHIT BAG. YOU CAN RAISE THE FUCKING CONSISTENCY OF THIS FUCKING DECK BY MAKING FATHOM THRAWLER A PLAYSET. THEN YOU WILL HAVE A MUCH HIGHER CHANCE OF OPENING WITH IT YOU SCRUB. EVEN THOUGH IT WILL TAKE YOU LONGER TO WIN IT MIGHT BE WORTH IT. THE DOWN SIDE IS THERE IS A FIVE PERCENT (possibly not right statistic, I don't like math I LIKE SCREAMING) CHANCE THAT YOU MAY DRAW ALL THREE NON FATHOM THRAWLERS AND LOSE BUT OH WELL, WHO GIVES A FUCK. ALSO, 7.8/10 NOT ENOUGH OLD JOKES.
April 11, 2016 7:59 p.m.
ragecandybar_ says... #4
The_Kamek ALRIGHT, COCKSUCKER, I WAS CONSIDERING THAT, BUT IN TESTING, 1 COPY TURNED OUT TO BE THE MAGIC NUMBER TO LUBRICATE THE CREAMY ISLAND GOODNESS FOR MAXIMUM SPEED. YOU CAN ALWAYS MULLIGAN UNTIL YOU GET THE FATHOM TRAWL. ALSO, 8/8 M8 I APPRECI8 YOUR GR8 R8. I WILL INSTALL MORE DANK MEMES ASAP
April 11, 2016 8:11 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #5
YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHERE THE HELL IS THE GODDAMNED Gitaxian Probe?!
ITS CHEAPER THAN REACH! IT LOOKS AT THEIR HAND!
WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN?!
April 11, 2016 9:53 p.m.
PLAY A FUCKING Mage-Ring Network ALREADY! IT CAN LET YOU RAMP INTO WINNING FASTER AND IS A LAND! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MANASCREWED THEN ONLY PLAY 3 OF THEM. IT HAS GREAT SYNERGY WITH Island, ALTHOUGH NOT AS MUCH SYNERGY WITH Island.
April 12, 2016 1:55 p.m.
Gamernatic says... #7
LISTEN TO DaftVader, DIPSTICK. WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THAT
April 12, 2016 2:22 p.m.
Pyromancer999 says... #9
LISTEN UP FUCKTARD I JUST WENT HOME, OPENED UP MY COMPUTER AND SHIT MYSELF
I BLAME YOU
RUN MAGE RING NETWORK SHITBAG
FUCKING HILARIOUS JUST KILLED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.
TAKE HER PLACE YOU FUCKING GOD TIER MAGIC PLAYER
SAW THE TITLE EXPECTED AN ORGY I LIKED THIS BETTER
April 12, 2016 9:12 p.m.
AlpineSkier6 says... #11
I've tried this several dozen times and have only won turn 6 once the rest went to turn 8. Also if Laboratory Maniac gets shocked or countered from the field you'll be screwed. The deck is cool and all but is very easily beatable.
Gamernatic says... #1
THIS IS THE MOST CLICKBAITY TITLE EVER I WANTED TO SEE SOME CHANDRA-ON-LILIANA ACTION BUT INSTEAD I GOT THIS ISLAND-ON-ISLAND ACTION
THIS DECK IS SO DISGUSTINGLY GOOD I GIVE IT THE GOLDEN STORM CROW AWARD CONGRATULATION
April 11, 2016 10:04 a.m.