Illuminati Confirmed! Marath is Rudolph!!
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Posted on Aug. 9, 2015, 8:57 a.m. by Kryzis
Just found this beauty of a poem someone wrote on v2 untap.
Marath the Red-Nosed Pain deer
Had very shiny toes
And if you ever kill him
You would even say he grows
And all of the other commanders
Used to laugh and call Naya lame
They never let poor Marath
Join in any commander games
Then one foggy combat phase
Borborygmos came to say, crush, crush them
Marath with your counter might,
Won't you burn them just outright?
Then all the commanders hated him
As they shouted out with pain, ochee
Marath the Red-Nosed Pain deer
You'll go up in CMC
canterlotguardian says... #4
Agreed 100 percent. This makes me want to see someone do a Rime of the Ancient Mariner parody about Heidar, Rimewind Master.
August 9, 2015 9:35 a.m.
Quick! Someone make alters of Marath as Rudolph and Borborygmos as Santa Claus!
Serious....very cheeky parody. I should give this to someone who plays Marath.
canterlotguardian says... #2
You cheeky fuck. :D
August 9, 2015 9:28 a.m.