Fork

Artifact

Activated abilities of food tokens you control cost to activate.

"you'll never guess where I found this beauty"

Kitchen

Land - Room

~ Enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a food token.

When kitchen enters the battlefield you may search your library for an artifact named: fork, spoon, knife or chop sticks and put it into your hand. Then shuffle

: add

No flicking way

Either make an artifact for spoon, knife or Chop sticks.

Or create your pet or past pet as a card

Also minor rules thing. I've lowkey kot actually played magic for about 2 years now the only think keeping me interested is this forum so thanks for that. But idk if fork is worded correctly or if it should be "activated abilities cost "

Oh well

Ulamog the bleeder

Legendary Creature - Eldrazi

Trample, annihilator 4

whenever ~ is dealt damage, exile X permanents where X is the amount of damage Ulamog the bleeder has taken

10/10

When Ulamog came to fraxia, the hero of the people wounded him, she cut a great tentacle off the beasts body. Outside time, outside the universe a beating heart pumped a red viscous scum through ulamogs form leaking out the wound into the fraxians home until an eternal deluge plunged them into a pool of filth.

make a colour shifted planeswalker

Ms.Frizzle

Legendary Creature - Human Wizard Teacher

: Until the end of your turn all creatures you control become 1/1 creatures

Whenever a creature you control with base power and toughness 1/1 attacks ~ deals X damage to any target where X is ~s power

“let’s just say I’m with you in every tube and science book”

2/2

Magic school bus was fun

Make a card that generates 2 kind of tokens

Zamn its been 3 days wild

Polly's Campervan

Artifact - Vehicle

Crew 1

Trample

Whenever ~ attacks put a +1/+1 counter on up to 1 creature you used to crew it.

3/2

Hi! Can't wait for you all to join me on my campervan flight!

When I was about 4-5 me and my sister used to play with this little purple maybe green Polly Pocket campervan from who knows where. My sister for some reason was obsessed with planes at the time. Anyway long story short she through the campervan at my head.

Make some other vehicle from kids media. Not the mystery machine get more creative

Vituvius, the master builder

Legendary creature - Human Wizard Masterbuilder

: Stack cards from your deck into a card pyramid until it collapses. Discard all cards stacked this way. Then you may cast up to X cards from your hand without paying their mana costs, where X is the number of floors the pyramid had before it collapsed.

"The only thing that anyone needs to be special. Is to belive they can be"

Retrospectively the lego movie might be one of the best kids movies ever. Really really enjoyed it. And I can remember it very clearly.

Next challenge: make another card from the lego movie, or make a card with the creature type Vision

Oxygen

Enchantment

all lands lose all mana abilities and instead gain ": Roll a dice and do the following: 1: add 1 white mana 2: add 1 blue mana 3: add 1 green mana 4: add 1 red mana 5: add 1 black mana 6: add "

Take me now, Peal my skin Break my bones, dance and spin Cut a hole, feed me now!

I'll steal all the oxygen

An homage to one of the best songs of the 2010s (imho)

make a card representing a 90s song or artist

Or some other lego adjacent character

Apophis the devoured

Legendary Creature - God

Indestructible, Crawl (when this creature attacks it cannot be blocked by creatures with toughness 3 or greater)

When ~ deals combat damage to a player You may sacrifice a human You control. When you do that the player dealt combat damage this turn by ~ looses half their life total rounded down

"Defile me human. Feed me with filth. Pour spit in my eyes and wax in my belly. I will grow. "

3/3

Make the green ninja