Wizards to Change 'Magic' to 'X-Men'

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Posted on Feb. 25, 2016, 10:26 p.m. by HairyManBack

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You heard it here first folks. Wizards of the Coast made an official statement this afternoon saying Magic: The Gathering is now named X-Men.

International Magic (X-Men) fans are responding critically to this shocking news.

Wizards quickly released a statement explaining their controversial decision.

"[quote] We already know Magic ain't the same game anymore. It's not about being a wizard casting spells. It's about being a planeswalker. Each with their own special powers. Kinda like the X-men."

Wizards goes on to say,

"[quote] We figured since geeks and nerds alike play Magic and like super-hero's we might as well call it what it is. Now we can make unlimited broken cards without thinking of the consequences. I mean, we have tons of unique planeswalkers... 'whoops', I mean X-Men to abuse. We're proud to announce this monumental change to a game with such a rich history."

Soon after the news one fan was caught on tape upon hearing the news:

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It's not clear what this holds for the game's future. But it's looking grim. Unless your Stan Lee. Rumors are going around stating he was behind this appalling break-through.

vampirelazarus says... #2

It's not April first.

February 25, 2016 10:38 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #3

Shit tier quality b8 m8

February 25, 2016 10:39 p.m.

JWiley129 says... #4

Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad.

February 25, 2016 10:41 p.m.

MtgPenguin says... #5

xD I died when I read this, but I dug a grave of laughter for that gif up there.

XD

February 25, 2016 10:42 p.m.

HairyManBack says... #6

It turns out the fat guy wasn't upset by the news. This is when he saw the art for Gideon, Ally of Zendikar.

I gotta admit, flashbacks of Marvel comic books came to mind, too.

February 25, 2016 11:34 p.m. Edited.

VampireArmy says... #7

I hope we're aware that the guy is a famous comedian YouTuber named "boogie"

February 25, 2016 11:41 p.m.

vampirelazarus says... #8

Yeah, it was actually staged, if I recall correctly.

February 26, 2016 12:39 a.m.

HairyManBack says... #9

I figured as much. But I was hoping it wasn't for the giggles.

February 26, 2016 12:50 a.m.

Argy says... #10

It still looks awesome.

February 26, 2016 1:40 a.m.

Draglord_Sim says... #11

Can wait to see a planeswalker, sorry, xman, with regeneration. cough wolverine cough

February 26, 2016 2:36 a.m.

HairyManBack says... #12

Shame on you

February 26, 2016 2:56 a.m.

TMBRLZ says... #13

If Deadpool were a planeswalker:

GO!

February 26, 2016 9:35 a.m.

you're new to this whole trolling thing aren't you?

or is it knowing the date thats eluding you?

also, @TMBRLZ deadpool would be a transforming creature/planeswalker with haste and double strike at least.

February 26, 2016 10:20 a.m.

Argy says... #15

... and no underwearz.

February 26, 2016 10:26 a.m.

TMBRLZ says... #16

lol "Commando" trigger

February 26, 2016 10:28 a.m.

HairyManBack says... #17

Whispers are going around about conglomerating with Pokemon. Doing it under the radar will be easy. All the art of both games is kiddish. I guess I'm not completely shocked.

February 26, 2016 4:28 p.m.

@HairyManBack whatever you're trying to do, you're doing a bad job at it.

none of this is even remotely believable if you're going for that angle, and if you're joking, you should really know your joke isn't good.

February 26, 2016 6:47 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #19

Wotc used to do pokemon too.

February 26, 2016 7:31 p.m.

HairyManBack says... #20

DERPLINGSUPREME - if it wasn't you would be using your time to note it. Or maybe you like arguments.

Hopefully we can all agree to fat guy flipping tables is going to be memorable for all time. Unlike 'Magic'. For it is now a forgotten piece of gaming history. We salute you.

February 26, 2016 8:07 p.m.

HairyManBack says... #21

Wotc did do Pokemon now I remember. Did Hasbro take them when they bought 'X-Men: The Gathering'?

When I was a squirt I'd play these Pokemon tourneys. Clean up and started using my store credit to get into Magic. I noticed the art was similar to Pikachu and the gang. It was an easy transition. Good times.

February 26, 2016 8:09 p.m. Edited.

@HairyManBack just stop.

February 26, 2016 8:55 p.m.

HairyManBack says... #23

DERPLINGSUPREME - too bad you can't take a joke. Don't worry. I got plenty of more I'm thinking of posting. I think you'll like them. Then you can troll on those, too.

February 26, 2016 10:03 p.m.

:|

I can take a joke, I just can't accept bad ones.

and I think I'll spit on them, not troll. Thats your job.

February 27, 2016 1:47 a.m.

HairyManBack says... #25

DERPLINGSUPREME - I can see your a very serious man. I'd suggest deep breathing. It'll really help u to take things lighter. Ta

February 27, 2016 3:41 a.m.

I'm not serious most of the time.

if you actually met me or looked at most of my feed, you would learn this.

February 27, 2016 10:51 a.m. Edited.

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February 27, 2016 1:49 p.m.

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