I'm not sure what to say to this deck but it made me laugh at the theme, yet its such a good one. +1

Hi, How do you plan to survive until turn 5?

Tahyer: I don't. This is a casual deck I plan on playing when my friends and I are playing non-competitive decks and have many, many turns to build up. I didn't build this deck to win a majority of games, I made to be interesting to play and play against.

Also, its the best I could do under $50. (Actually, the $35 dollar price is disappointing me, I was shooting for $20.)

I think is a cool idea, but if you got a few cheap creatures in it it would be great, without being competitive. It will also be less boring for you to wait 5 turns to start playing for real. Don't you think?

If I come up with any ideas, I will let you know. But I am quite new, so I don't know that many cards, sorry.

Looks like a really fun deck!