The Queens Arena (Pillow fort/Goad)

Commander / EDH* Enchant Goad RBW (Mardu)

MagicMizz

Land (35)

• 1x Arch of Orazca
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 6x Mountain
• 5x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of Triumph

Artifact (8)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sunforger
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home
• 1x Talisman of Conviction
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Taunt from the Rampart

Enchantment (19)

• 1x Captive Audience
• 1x Court of Embereth
• 1x Court of Grace
• 1x Crescendo of War
• 1x Curse of Bloodletting
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Curse of the Nightly Hunt
• 1x Descent into Avernus
• 1x Duelist's Heritage
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Koskun Falls
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Redemption Arc
• 1x Repercussion
• 1x Shiny Impetus
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Trouble in Pairs

Instant (15)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Comeuppance
• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Everybody Lives!
• 1x Inkshield
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Rebuff the Wicked
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Take the Bait
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Tibalt's Trickery

Commander (1)

Creature (18)

• 1x Bothersome Quasit
• 1x Brash Taunter
• 1x Fumiko the Lowblood
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Hunted Dragon
• 1x Hunted Horror
• 1x Karazikar, the Eye Tyrant
• 1x Kardur, Doomscourge *thick*
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Nelly Borca, Impulsive Accuser
• 1x Nils, Discipline Enforcer
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Royal Assassin
• 1x Skyline Despot
• 1x Windborn Muse
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

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Creature (14)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Archon of Coronation
• 1x Breena, the Demagogue
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Goblin Diplomats
• 1x Kardur, Doomscourge *thick*
• 1x Life of the Party
• 1x Loran of the Third Path
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Orzhov Advokist
• 1x Scourge of the Throne
• 1x Shadrix Silverquill
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer

Battle (1)

• 1x Invasion of Fiora  ^Flip

Instant (11)

• 1x Arcbond
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Comeuppance
• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Display of Power
• 1x Imp's Mischief
• 1x Master Warcraft
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Reverberate
• 1x Take the Bait

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Prisoner's Dilemma
• 1x Rise of the Dark Realms
• 1x Ruinous Ultimatum

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Crescendo of War
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Curse of the Nightly Hunt
• 1x Delaying Shield
• 1x Descent into Avernus
• 1x Phyrexian Unlife
• 1x Redemption Arc
• 1x Repercussion
• 1x Solemnity
• 1x Underworld Breach

Artifact (5)

• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sunforger
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home

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Plan is to watch your opponents go fkin yard on eachother so you can eat pizza and laugh and then hopefully establish some sort of army by the time you have to do any thinking or fighting. A deck for a lazy but sophisticated Gent.

You get alot of value from enchantments here and you are usually able to put some defense up while you make your loser friends fight to the death while you create tokens by playing more enchantments and using their abilities.

This also allows you to build up resources for big plays near the middle and end of the game where, hopefully, you only have 1 or 2 opponents left to deal with.

There are alot of combat tricks at your disposal to fart on other players for swinging into you if they manage to be able to get through your defense.

Just sit back, relax and have fun convincing and forcing your opponents to to beat the ever-loving christ out of eachother.

Weather you win or lose, it's just about the friends you make along the way or whatever idk, it's just a fun deck.

Advice on better win cons or strong synergies that make the deck more consistent and more capable of dealing the final blow would be nice. Also would help to get some opinions on things to cut to make room for more win-centric cards.

Date added	3 weeks
Last updated	6 hours
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 53 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 2 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.42
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Assassin 1/1 B w/ Haste, Centaur 3/3 G w/ Pro Black, City's Blessing, Dragon 5/5 R, Gold, Inkling 2/1 WB, Knight 2/2 W w/ First Strike, Snake 1/1 B, Spirit 1/1 C, Spirit 1/1 W, The Monarch, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B