Power Level 5.79 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 3

⏱️Efficiency 6.73 / 10

Impact 482.49

Score 460 / 1000

️Average Playability 67.8% Edhpowerlevel.com

Evercoat Ursine is also the truth :-)

Roast-O-Matic 9000

The "I Found This in a Shoebox" Special: Alena & Gilanra Holy shit. I’ve seen some budget decks in my time, but this looks like you robbed a literal garbage can behind a local game store after a Lost Caverns of Ixalan Prerelease. This isn't a Commander deck; it's a pile of draft chaff that's been taped together with hope and a complete misunderstanding of the mana curve.

The "Strategy": Casting One Spell Every Three Business Days Your commanders are Alena and Gilanra. One wants you to cast big shit to make mana, and the other wants you to spend mana to draw cards. It’s a classic Gruul "Stompy" engine. The problem is, you’ve filled the deck with creatures that make a 6-mana 6/6 look like a competitive masterpiece.

Notable "Why is this here?" Inclusions:

Balamb T-Rexaur: You’re playing a Final Fantasy crossover card that is literally just a worse version of cards that cost 10 cents.

The Land Base (Or Lack Thereof) You are running 26 basic lands and a collection of "enters tapped" garbage that would make a Pauper player weep.

Dwarven Ruins and Havenwood Battleground: You’re playing sacrifice lands in a deck where your average CMC is higher than your credit score. You sacrifice these for a one-time boost, fail to win because your creatures are French Vanilla trash, and then sit there with three lands on turn nine like a total jackass. The Cycling "Fixing": You have about twelve creatures with Landcycling. You realize you could just... put lands in the deck, right? You’re spending 2 mana to find a tapped mountain so you can eventually cast a Quakestrider Ceratops—a card that has literally zero abilities. It’s a 12/8. That’s it. One Murder and your entire turn (and dignity) is gone.

Final Thoughts This deck is the MTG equivalent of bringing a club to a sniper fight. You aren't "playing tall," you're playing "slow and predictable." You have no protection, no interaction, and your "bombs" are cards that most people use as bookmarks.

If your goal was to make a deck where you spend 40 minutes shuffling because of landcycling just to play a Spectral Force that stays tapped for the rest of the game, then mission accomplished. Otherwise, buy some goddamn Ravnica Duals and stop trying to make Agonasaur Rex happen. It’s not going to.

Roast-O-Matic 9000 The "Best There Is" (At Getting Board Wiped) Oh, look. You built Wolverine, Best There Is. How daring. How original. I bet you also have a Punisher logo on your truck and think "Logan" is the only good movie ever made.

You’ve managed to build a deck that is the MTG equivalent of a guy at the gym who only does bicep curls—huge arms, but the second someone asks him to do a squat (or play a game that lasts past turn six), his entire system collapses.

The "I Hope They Don't Have a Removal Spell" Strategy Your entire game plan is:

Cast Logan. Rub your two brain cells together to cast a fight spell. Get a single +1/1 counter. Get absolutely blown out by a 1-mana Swords to Plowshares. You’re running Regenerate as your primary protection. Regenerate. What year is it, 1998? "Oh no, don't destroy my Wolverine!" says the opponent as they casually exile him, bounce him, or just cast Toxic Deluge for -3/-3 and watch your Canadian superhero turn into a puddle of maple syrup.

Notable Inclusions (Or: "I Found These in a Shoebox") Blazing Shoal: You’re playing a two-color deck with like... three high-CMC red cards. What are you exiling to this? A Blasphemous Act? Congratulations, you just 2-for-1'd yourself to make Wolverine a 15/15 that still gets blocked by a 1/1 Goat token. Belt of Giant Strength: You spent a card slot on an equipment that costs TEN MANA to equip unless your commander is already big. If he’s already big, why do you need the belt? It’s like buying a ladder that you can only reach if you’re already standing on the roof.

Inquisitor's Flail: "Double the damage dealt to Wolverine." In a deck where your commander has to survive damage to get counters. You’re literally handing your opponents a Murders-at-Karlov-Manor-themed suicide vest and asking them to pull the pin.

The "Oops, All Sorceries" Interaction You have about twenty "Target creature deals damage" spells. That’s great, except 80% of them are sorcery speed. Your deck is so telegraphed that an opponent could go take a shit, come back, and still have time to realize they should probably hold up mana for a counterspell.

And let's talk about Burning Anger. Five mana for an aura? In a format where everyone and their mother is running Nature's Claim? You’re paying five mana to give your opponents a chance to get a 2-for-1 and a laugh at your expense.

Final Thoughts This deck is a glass cannon made of actual, fragile glass. You’ve got The Ozolith and Hardened Scales, which are the only things keeping this pile from being a Draft chaff leftovers salad. You’re playing Kediss to try and kill the whole table, but let’s be real: you’re going to spend four turns putting counters on Logan, swing once, get him Aetherized, and then spend the rest of the night complaining about "blue players."

It’s a Gruul deck for people who think "strategy" is a word used by nerds who don't have adamantium claws. Go buy some actual protection spells before your playgroup realizes that a single Fog makes you forfeit the game out of pure embarrassment.

DeckCheck.co Roast-O-Matic:

This deck is the MTG equivalent of a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book where every choice leads to you getting punched in the face. It’s trying to do everything and succeeding at nothing. You’ve built a five-color pile that is somehow less than the sum of its parts.

If you want to win a game with this, your only hope is that your opponents die of old age while waiting for you to finish searching your library for the fourth time with Circuitous Route.

P.S. Niko, Light of Hope is in here. Why? To blink your Baleful Strix? Seek professional help. Or at least a better mana base.

Power Level 5.72 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 4

⏱️Efficiency 5.11 / 10

Impact 518.36

Score 456 / 1000

️Average Playability 62.5% Edhpowerlevel.com

Power Level 6.17 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 3

⏱️Efficiency 6.61 / 10

Impact 511.96

Score 485 / 1000

️Average Playability 61.5% Edhpowerlevel.com

Power Level 5.19 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 4

⏱️Efficiency 5.05 / 10

Impact 489.50

Score 429 / 1000

️Average Playability 59.6% Edhpowerlevel.com

Edhpowerlevel.com ⚡Power Level 5.11 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 4

⏱️Efficiency 5.73 / 10

Impact 468.61

Score 425 / 1000

️Average Playability 66.2%

Power Level 5.37 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 4

⏱️Efficiency 5.26 / 10

Impact 494.66

Score 439 / 1000

️Average Playability 64.8% Edhpowerlevel.com

Edhpowerlevel.com ⚡Power Level 5.03 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 4

⏱️Efficiency 5.00 / 10

Impact 481.95

Score 422 / 1000

️Average Playability 57.9%

Power Level 1.63 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 4

⏱️Efficiency 5.18 / 10

Impact 333.31

Score 294 / 1000

️Average Playability 66.8% Edhpowerlevel.com

Power Level 5.15 / 10 ⚖️Tipping Point 4

⏱️Efficiency 5.06 / 10

Impact 487.27

Score 428 / 1000

️Average Playability 59.0% Edhpowerlevel.com

Power Level 6.73 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 3

⏱️Efficiency 6.67 / 10

Impact 563.36

Score 535 / 1000

️Average Playability 62.7% Edhpowerlevel.com

⚡Power Level 6.32 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 4

⏱️Efficiency 4.68 / 10

Impact 579.77

Score 499 / 1000

️Average Playability 57.4% Edhpowerlevel.com

Power Level 6.19 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 5

⏱️Efficiency 3.40 / 10

Impact 606.60

Score 487 / 1000

️Average Playability 63.2% Edhpowerlevel.com

Power Level 1.78 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 6

⏱️Efficiency 0.39 / 10

Impact 455.89

Score 304 / 1000

️Average Playability 31.3% Edhpowerlevel.com

Power Level 3.05 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 4

⏱️Efficiency 4.92 / 10

Impact 403.58

Score 352 / 1000

️Average Playability 52.6% Edhpowerlevel.com

Sweet sweet turn 2 Fluctuator!! Turn 3 Shefet Monitor, turn 4 Migration Path. Logan then played a Heartbeat of Spring! Well, Herald of the Forgotten returned a dozen cards to my battlefield! Including Archfiend of Ifnir. Opponents all scooped. The newer 3 colour fetches with bad cycling are amazing for Kenrith :-)

Power Level 3.86 / 10

⚖️Tipping Point 5

⏱️Efficiency 3.40 / 10

Impact 468.00

Score 376 / 1000

️Average Playability 54.9% Edhpowerlevel.com