New set.
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Posted on May 4, 2014, 2:12 p.m. by Didgeridooda
Drunk me can not handle the new set's abbreviation. I can not be mature about it. Korean JOU, JOU Mechanics. Just can't do it. That is all.
Didgeridooda says... #3
I mean Foreign Jou Box. How can you guys hold together with this?
May 4, 2014 2:18 p.m.
A guy at my shop ordered a French box, and "Journey Into Nyx" translates to "Incursion Dans Nyx" in French. My name is Dan, so all during FNM people would grab the box and say "Hey, Dan! Here's your box!"
It got old quick.
May 4, 2014 2:58 p.m.
Didgeridooda says... #7
meecht People gave you boxes? I would lay there and let it rain boxes no matter how much it hurt.
10vernothin Scratch and tickle.
Scorch1313 Haha oh south park.
May 4, 2014 4:20 p.m.
Didgeridooda says... #9
Oh that is too bad. Take the box, and set it up as a sort of tip box on the side of what ever table you are at. Tell people they need to tip you in cards. Keep a little list, and when someone tips you one of the cards on that list, let them throw the box at you while you do a dance. It is pretty much the oldest profession. Maybe you get a scry land out of it.
May 4, 2014 4:55 p.m.
...I wish I had thought of that. I'm not above whoring myself out (in that way) for cards...
julianjmoss says... #2
hahahaha
May 4, 2014 2:16 p.m.