Just Chatting
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Oct. 31, 2014, 11:52 p.m. by Femme_Fatale
A place for the wondrous population of T/O to exercise their weirdness in common chat and not even realize that it is weird :D
Femme_Fatale says... #2
I also don't know if that is a reference to something or not.
November 1, 2014 12:12 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #3
Wait
I lied. My name wasnt "vampirelazarus" on that game.... What game was that. then????
November 1, 2014 12:12 a.m.
gnarlicide says... #4
Sooooo....
Am I invited to the weirdness orgy? Or is this a "no gnarlicide's allowed" thing.
I can opt for not splashing green for goyfs this time. As much as it pains me.
November 1, 2014 12:12 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #5
VL just doesn't roll off of the tongue though ...
And I also just realized something. WE ARE GETTING POINTS FOR ALL THIS!
November 1, 2014 12:13 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #9
point whoring for when dollah bills no longer fit the Gstring
November 1, 2014 12:14 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #12
You stuff them down the heel. Or in your thigh-highs. Those aren't normally taken off as it just entices men more. Unless they like tearing your clothes, then your in for some trouble.
November 1, 2014 12:15 a.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #13
I'd like to point out that my ranking jumped over 50 people because of these chats
November 1, 2014 12:15 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #14
what if i like tearing my clothes? that's fucking hot...
November 1, 2014 12:16 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #15
Femme, that confuses me.
In all the right ways :P
November 1, 2014 12:16 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #16
Tis why I go through so many lace panties and lingerie. They never last long ♥
November 1, 2014 12:17 a.m.
lemmingllama says... #21
Well, if they wreck it then they can pay for it. Either that or it was worth it and torn clothing is the last thing on your mind.
Also if they have survived the last three pages, I'm sure they won't have an issue with any hijinks we pull here.
November 1, 2014 12:21 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #23
just saying if you care more about clothing than you do about getting laid, you're humaning wrong
November 1, 2014 12:23 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #24
This is true, but sometimes the clothes are just so perfect......
November 1, 2014 12:24 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #25
New clothing cost money. missed opportunities to be wild cost lifetimes
November 1, 2014 12:25 a.m.
lemmingllama says... #26
Or they are ruining your only outerwear and you have to meet people afterwards... It can be a bit awkward to explain to your friends what happened.
November 1, 2014 12:26 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #27
I'd like the opportunity to have my clothes torn.
Just sayin'
November 1, 2014 12:26 a.m.
gnarlicide says... #28
Ah, Jesus.... Here we go
Storytime:
So I lived in this house a long time ago. It was six dudes in a three bedroom house. Quick math, three dudes had their own rooms, two had a bunk bed in the living room and one lived in the garage. Rent was cheap.
Anyways, one dude paid more for rent than everyone else, so he got a bigger room. He had a nice car (a BMW sports car), so he must have been doing well. He left for work in gym clothes.
One day, I go to the bathroom and see body hair fucking EVERYWHERE!!!
I was pissed and asked everyone whose hair it was. Shit is gross.
The gym clothes guy was at work that evening, but he called us on the phone to see if he should bring girls home for a party. Of course we said yes, because girls.
I start talking shit about his sexuality and shaving his body and not cleaning up. He got mad and hung up.
Fast forward a few minutes
Pizza man shows up and we (5 dudes) cannot pay for the whole bill. And while we are turning the house upside down for change to pay for our food, I hear techno music blaring and a car screech in the yard.
A well tanned dude storms in the house with a g string. Pushes the pizza guy out of the way and begins yelling at me for what said to him....
What. The. Fuck.
This guy has dollar bills hanging out of every which direction. And the pizza guy is shocked.
We ask the g string warrior of a friend if he could spot us a few bucks to cover the pizza. He says, "sure" and proceeds to give the pizza guy eight singles from his taint area. And says "keep the change, and fuck THAT guy right there." ( he was pointing at me)
Turns out he left for work in gym clothes, not because he was a personal trainer... But because he was a male stripper. Which explains his money, his physique and the abnormally hot chicks he would bring home for parties.
God, I wish I didn't have to relive that.
November 1, 2014 12:26 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #29
If I worry about my make-up or hair or my clothes in the heat of action, I'm not getting done hard enough. Or by not enough men.
November 1, 2014 12:27 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #30
That is definitely a life experience.
Gnarls barkley, you're my hero.
November 1, 2014 12:28 a.m.
gnarlicide says... #31
Of course in my writing that last post... I missed an entire page of oddness. What in the fuck are we talking about now?
November 1, 2014 12:29 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #32
Why didn't you explain to him that you didn't know he was a stripper, gnarl?
November 1, 2014 12:29 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #33
It fit right in Gnarl. We were talking about the tearing of clothes during the heated lustful moments~
November 1, 2014 12:30 a.m.
KnightsBattlecry001 says... #34
This thread.......It is amusing. Grabs some popcorn and some Jack Daniels.
November 1, 2014 12:31 a.m.
gnarlicide says... #35
Never thought about that... We did give him a lot of shit about it afterwards though.
No body in the house actually never knew what we did for living. Some resident did some weird shit.
November 1, 2014 12:31 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #36
hahaha that's fucking great....my last roomate got so drunk he wandered into my bedroom and proceeded to piss on my bed. we all walk in (like 8 of us at the time) and he turns to us in the straightest, most concerned voice and blank stare. "Why are you guys in the bathroom with me? I'm peeing" he looks down for a moment....... "oh wow bro this is your room. sorry about that" then walks to his room, passes out for the remainder of the night
November 1, 2014 12:31 a.m.
lemmingllama says... #37
"g string warrior of a friend" I now know my next Halloween costume!
Also stories like that are what makes times now so fun, because now you have to do something that tops it.
November 1, 2014 12:31 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #38
Hey, if he enjoyed doing it, and the money was good, then hey, do it.
Or whatever.
Idk
November 1, 2014 12:32 a.m.
gnarlicide says... #39
Case in point...
Exhibit A: one night I came home to a raging house party, and in the living room a couple of dudes had their hands tied together, like an Indian knife fight and had the sticky side of maxi pads stuck to their bodies. They were having an Indian maxi pad fight, trying rip them off each other.
November 1, 2014 12:33 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #41
I'd like to be able to strip, pole and lap dance one day. I don't have the body, nor the experience to do it unfortunately.
November 1, 2014 12:34 a.m.
gnarlicide says... #42
Exhibit B: I almost got my head blown off with a shotgun in that house with an accidental discharge. We call it "Scrounges couch massacre".
November 1, 2014 12:35 a.m.
lemmingllama says... #43
Male stripping is a pretty hilarious job. I once tried it out in a rubber suit and goggles while participating in a car rally, and as long as you keep on moving then people will be entertained. Still, not something I'd want to do for a living
November 1, 2014 12:35 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #44
one of those things could actually vehicle into the other Femme
November 1, 2014 12:35 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #45
November 1, 2014 12:37 a.m.
gnarlicide says... #46
And finally Exhibit C:
A guy whom I will call "dirty frenchman", brought this random old black crackhead guy named Dennnis (yes, with three N's) to the house, where accused us of being cops and told us to "give a dolla, cracka".
November 1, 2014 12:38 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #48
Grammar is important.... Because now I dont know what is up.
November 1, 2014 12:39 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #50
NP, I just found it myself (I actually found it via torrent, but the powers that be might not like me linking downloads of copyrighted material on their website)
vampirelazarus says... #1
VL. or vampirelazarus.
On SWTOR, my guild knew me just as "vampire" until we recruited someone else with the name vampire.....
November 1, 2014 12:11 a.m.