Unacceptable

Vintage*

Captain_Pickleshanks

Creature (21)

• 2x Avatar of Me
• 4x Carnivorous Death-Parrot
• 10x Cheatyface
• 2x Double Header
• 1x Greater Morphling
• 2x Johnny, Combo Player

Land (15)

• 15x Island

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Ambiguity
• 1x Censorship
• 4x Common Courtesy
• 2x Fowl Play
• 2x Loose Lips
• 2x Sorry

Artifact (9)

• 4x Blacker Lotus
• 2x Bronze Calendar
• 1x Mox Lotus
• 2x Spatula of the Ages

Instant (6)

• 3x Double Take
• 3x Number Crunch

Sorcery (2)

• 2x The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service

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My attempt to build the joke deck I've always wanted. Of course, no one will ever play me against a deck this ridiculous...Feel free to add suggestions to make it somewhat usable in a "serious" duel.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Vintage legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	65
Avg. CMC	3.36