StonedJesus Deckling

"The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish."

-Terence McKenna

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StonedJesus says... #1

This is my new account. My old account was entheogeneral, I needed a new one due to "copyright" reasons (which is why I named this one after the Ukrainian Stoner Rock/Doom metal band: Stoned Jesus, ha). After I'm done copying the decks I'm proud of, I will delete my old account. There's a high chance that no one is reading this, so I'll stop.

Stay free.

-whatever my real name is

December 27, 2017 11:41 a.m.

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Said on Looking For A ......

#1

I didn't read the text-box because I'm busy, but if you're looking for a fun (for yourself) commander, I'd choose Zur the Enchanter. Or Atraxa, Praetors' Voice for infect/superfriends.

January 19, 2018 7:44 a.m.

Said on Vast Amounts of ......

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January 18, 2018 12:32 p.m.

I dig, looks like an EDH deck I would play. My deck was named Prison Sex (after the Tool song), but it took me there instead so I stepped it up a notch.

January 17, 2018 4:17 p.m.

Said on Reanimation Nation!...

#4

I have a suggestion: instead of Champion of Wits, put in Chart a Course. You have enough creatures to get the raid every time.

January 17, 2018 4:15 p.m.

That's a badass card, send me a link when you're done.

January 17, 2018 3:09 p.m.

I getchya, the reason they weren't in there is that I feel like there will be an uprising of Merfolk tribal at my LGS. I'll likely do that though, do you know if you can purchase the new cards from stores yet?

January 17, 2018 2:36 p.m.

Okay, thanks guys. I think I have a chance at victory, all the advice helps.

January 17, 2018 11:46 a.m.

Coolio. How does it look now?

January 17, 2018 11:36 a.m.

Whoah, I didn't even consider Dire Fleet Poisoner, I'll try it, Trial of Ambition only has one use in here, and the Poisoner will have at least two. Never stop improving, that's my MTG motto, I intend to re-Tool it as much as possible, ha.

Also, shawnledoux I think I will keep the Diplomacy in, it just tests really well late game (when I need more cards). I do intend to buy 2 more Pushes so I'll give that a shot.

January 17, 2018 11:20 a.m.

Okay, I'll test that on Friday, but what if I go up against the mirror-match? Vicious Conquistador beats Night Market Lookout in combat. Have you had to deal with a deck similar to yours?

January 17, 2018 11:12 a.m.

Hmmm, I wasn't familiar with the meta. So should I run something like Dispossess or Lost Legacy in my sideboard? I almost want to run a splash of discard, but that would distract me from my goal of smashing him in the face by turn 7 or so. As far as Ascend, it playtests well, though I'm not too sure about competitive. They don't want to waste removal on the little guys, but that's who they need to watch out for. So they save the removal for stuff like Bone Picker or Ruin Raider or Gifted Aetherborn, which I dismiss with a simple Supernatural Stamina and I soon get ascend. I love fighting Aggro because I can sometimes Fatal Push and then Bone Picker on turn 2. That's also why Dusk Legion Zealot is in, to help trigger "morbid". For dinos, I have a lot of deathtouch and a good amount of removal. I can always outpace them, too. I'm not too sure about control yet, but I think I'll win because of the speed. Any other advice? Should I run another Bone Picker or the Ammit Eternals?

January 17, 2018 9:36 a.m.

Said on Black Sabbath...

#12

Some of those might not be Modern legal. Also, maybe put in something like Phylactery Lich and Lightning Greaves. That would be tough to deal with. Maybe some tutors like Diabolic Tutor or Beseech the Queen would help get your combo.

January 16, 2018 8:43 p.m.

Said on Black Sabbath...

#13

I've always wanted to see this combo work, and I stumbled across this deck when I briefly named my deck (now Aggresive Prison Sex) Black Sabbath. One of the best bands in the history of metal, by the way. Now I'm assuming that this is budget so I'm going to keep these suggestions frugal. Instead of Convolute put Mana Leak or Counterspell, although it seems that Blue isn't a necessary color in here. I'd recommend taking it out completely and putting in more black removal, like Dismember, Geth's Verdict, Grasp of Darkness, Fatal Push, Gatekeeper of Malakir, Fleshbag Marauder, and Walk the Plank. I personally don't think that Priest of the Blood Rite is necessary, it might just hurt you after they kill the demon. Grave Titan, Vampire Nighthawk, Gifted Aetherborn, Phyrexian Obliterator, Skinrender, Gray Merchant of Asphodel, and such. I'm just naming good cards you should consider now, Hymn to Tourach, Torment of Hailfire, Sinkhole, Geralf's Messenger, Dread Wanderer, Diregraf Ghoul, and MOST IMPORTANTLY Dark Ritual. I just think a deck called Black Sabbath should be mono-black. Sorry if I rambled, I just want this deck to kick ass. No deck named after an amazing band should have to lose even once. Good luck

-StonedJesus

January 16, 2018 8:39 p.m.

An upvote for you, sir, because this looks badass. Can you give me advice on my deck, which I think would work similarly? Aggresive Prison Sex

January 16, 2018 7:57 p.m.

So I just changed the deck drastically (and the name of it). Any new thoughts? Thanks, btw

January 16, 2018 2:38 p.m.

Your deck's pretty unique and I want to see some Jank winning a tourney or two. I just made a vamp deck. What do you think? My father's vamp deck

January 15, 2018 1:51 p.m.

Nice, I like your deck and the synergies wherein. Fatal Push is always a good addition, but it's not too cheap. If your going Vamps, then I would run 2 Vanquisher's Banners. Gifted Aetherborn is necessary.

January 15, 2018 1:13 p.m.

Said on Ob-Rock...

#18

Maybe a Birthing Pod, or is that banned? I love this deck, I might make a budget version of it when I get bored.

January 12, 2018 9:22 p.m.

Said on Atraxa Proliferate...

#19

Nice. I have an Atraxa deck, superfriends though. Still, what I've learned about it is that any removal should be able to have multiple uses, like the Mortify and Putrefy. I'd recommend Beast Within, Anguished Unmaking, Vindicate, Utter End, and Cyclonic Rift are all cards. This deck will free you from your mortal cage... is my deck, if you want any ideas. 'Walkers are fun, if you swing that way.

January 12, 2018 8:34 p.m.

Said on Atraxa Proliferate...

#20

Nice. I have an Atraxa deck, superfriends though. Still, what I've learned about it is that any removal should be able to have multiple uses, like the Mortify and Putrefy. I'd recommend Beast Within, Anguished Unmaking, Vindicate, Utter End, and Cyclonic Rift are all cards. This deck will free you from your mortal cage... is my deck, if you want any ideas. 'Walkers are fun, if you swing that way.

January 12, 2018 8:33 p.m.

Decks

This deck will free you from your mortal cage...

Commander / EDH StonedJesus

SCORE: 3 | 4 COMMENTS | 389 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

Shit-Storm (Artifact)

Vintage StonedJesus

SCORE: 1 | 7 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

I'll Sac Your Back and You'll Sac Mine

Pauper StonedJesus

SCORE: 1 | 14 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

Progressive Rock(s)

Vintage StonedJesus

8 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

Aggresive Prison Sex

Standard* StonedJesus

SCORE: 5 | 23 COMMENTS | 601 VIEWS | IN 2 FOLDERS

Dimir Midrange/Control (HELP ME)

Standard* StonedJesus

SCORE: 1 | 7 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

Rakdos Aggro (Budget)

Standard* StonedJesus

SCORE: 1 | 88 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

My father's vamp deck

Standard* StonedJesus

13 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

Finished Decks 13
Prototype Decks 8
Drafts 0
Playing since Zendikar
Avg. deck rating 3.50
T/O Rank 220
Helper Rank 135
Favorite formats Commander / EDH, Archenemy, Casual
Good Card Suggestions 13
Venues casual play, Gamer's Haunt
Last activity 16 hours
Joined 3 weeks