You Win Again Gravity

Commander / EDH* Crew Frog RUW (Jeskai, America) Sacrifice

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Lands (33)

• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Mech Hangar
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Needleverge Pathway  ^Flip
• 11x Plains
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sacred Peaks
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Ramp (8)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Magda, Brazen Outlaw
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Professional Face-Breaker
• 1x Sol Ring

Bring Me Back Boss (6)

• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Ironsoul Enforcer
• 1x Myr Retriever
• 1x Pia's Revolution
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle

Draw (5)

• 1x Cut a Deal
• 1x Losheel, Clockwork Scholar
• 1x Secret Rendezvous
• 1x Sram, Senior Edificer
• 1x Your Temple is Under Attack

The Crew (3)

• 1x Alibou, Ancient Witness
• 1x Cyclops of Eternal Fury
• 1x Wyll, Blade of Frontiers

The Troops (10)

• 1x Aerial Surveyor
• 1x Celebr-8000
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Jhoira's Familiar
• 1x Non-Human Cannonball
• 1x Oxidda Golem
• 1x Papercraft Decoy
• 1x Razor Golem
• 1x Scaretiller
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum

Troop Support (9)

• 1x Aeronaut Admiral
• 1x Built to Last
• 1x Built to Smash
• 1x Depala, Pilot Exemplar
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Flameshadow Conjuring
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Speedway Fanatic
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Crew Mates (7)

• 1x Astor, Bearer of Blades
• 1x Drumbellower
• 1x Gearshift Ace
• 1x Hotshot Mechanic
• 1x Kitsune Ace
• 1x Stonybrook Schoolmaster
• 1x Veteran Motorist

Ships (6)

• 1x Clown Car
• 1x Golden Argosy
• 1x Parhelion II
• 1x Skysovereign, Consul Flagship
• 1x Weatherlight
• 1x Weatherlight Compleated

Commanders (2)

Removal (7)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Kari Zev's Expertise
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Wear / Tear

Dice Rolls (4)

• 1x Barbarian Class
• 1x Chaos Channeler
• 1x Priority Boarding
• 1x The Deck of Many Things

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Sideboard

Other (1)

• 1x Brazen Dwarf

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I wanted to make a deck around Captain Rex Nebula loosely themed around Futurama, since he reminded me so much of Zapp Brannigan. I tried to find a good partner to pair him with in W/R that would match with Kif, unfortunately there weren't any viable options. Instead, I opted to use Croakid Amphibonaut as the partner because spacefrog and have a rule 0 discussion before using this deck. I tailored the deck to not rely on any blue cards, so that Croakid Amphibonaut can be easily replaced with Brazen Dwarf if there were any objections to it. I also wanted to stick with cards under $2 that I didn't already own, as well as avoiding using any shock and fetch lands.

I tried to approximate the main Planet Express crew as well as I could.

For Leela I obviously had to make a cyclops, so I chose Cyclops of Eternal Fury because Rex can target it for a chunky crash, it gives creatures haste, and most importantly features plenty of purple in its art.

For Fry I chose Wyll, Blade of Frontiers. Ignoring one of the dice rolls felt like it fit Fry's aloof nature, even if that is a bit of a stretch. Wyll is also close enough to Phil that I thought that would fit nicely.

Finally, for Bender I chose Alibou, Ancient Witness. I had debated on representing him with Solemn Simulacrum or Karn, Scion of Urza, but again I didn't want him to be a card I simply wanted to sacrifice nor did I want to add any cards over $2 that I didn't already own. Alibou being an ancient golem fit in my head with all the time travel shenanigans that Bender has pulled off.

The Plan

"When I'm in command every mission is a suicide mission"

Just as Zapp's plan against the kill-bots, this deck's plan is to just throw your troops at the enemy until they die. The deck will include suites to increase our damage, recur some of our creatures and vehicles, and ways to remove any blockers that dare stand in our way.

Bringing Back the Dead

"The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"

We have ways of bringing back various cards that we have yeeted into our opponent's faces. Sun Titan and Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle will help bring back our cheaper troops, while Buried Ruin, Ironsoul Enforcer, and Myr Retriever.

Pia's Revolution will help hit our opponents in the face even mode early to mid game, while gaining our vehicles and other artifacts back once losing 3 becomes too much of a risk for our opponents.

Hit Them Where it Hurts

"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast!"

We want to hit them hard and we want to hit them fast. Gratuitous Violence and Dictate of the Twin Gods will double our damage to our opponent's faces and creatures. Flameshadow Conjuring will help by doubling our creatures when they enter the battlefield. Speedway Fanatic and Cyclops of Eternal Fury help us attack faster by giving our creatures and/or vehicles haste.

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 28 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.32
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W w/ Vigilance, Clown Robot 1/1 W, Copy Clone, Elephant 3/3 G, Merfolk Wizard 1/1 U, Treasure
Folders	Cool decks