Straight Up Dildos

Casual* 12-post

thegoldentoast

Sorcery (6)

• 2x Burn from Within
• 4x Crater's Claws

Artifact (14)

• 1x Contagion Engine
• 4x Energy Chamber
• 4x Orochi Hatchery
• 1x Ring of Three Wishes
• 4x Titan Forge

Creature (16)

• 4x Endless One
• 4x Hangarback Walker
• 4x Kozilek's Shrieker
• 4x Zulaport Enforcer

Land (24)

• 4x Cloudpost
• 4x Glimmerpost
• 4x Mountain
• 4x Swamp
• 4x Thespian's Stage
• 4x Vesuva

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Sideboard

Sorcery (4)

• 4x All is Dust

Artifact (8)

• 4x Amulet of Vigor
• 4x Sword of the Animist

Creature (8)

• 4x Fire-Belly Changeling
• 4x Ghostly Changeling

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (10)

• 4x Blaze
• 4x Consume Spirit
• 2x Dismantle

Artifact (4)

• 4x Chimeric Mass

Creature (8)

• 4x Null Champion
• 4x Voyaging Satyr

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I would like to sincerely apologize to humanity... (pineapples)

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 4 Mythic Rares 30 - 8 Rares 4 - 4 Uncommons 16 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.47
Tokens	Golem 9/9 C, Snake 1/1 G, Thopter 1/1 C
Folders	Fun ideas