Trains Planes and Plantains

Commander / EDH Casual Donate Jank RUW (Jeskai, America) Theme/Gimmick

Licecolony

Land (36)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Contested War Zone
• 1x Deserted Beach
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Griffin Canyon
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Homeward Path
• 3x Island
• 1x Kher Keep
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 4x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Raugrin Triome
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Spectator Seating
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Tolaria West
• 1x Training Center
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Volcanic Island

Artifact (5)

• 1x Bucknard's Everfull Purse
• 1x Coveted Jewel
• 1x Decanter of Endless Water
• 1x Pendant of Prosperity
• 1x Temple Bell

Creature (26)

• 1x Armory Automaton
• 1x Brash Taunter
• 1x Bronze Bombshell
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Crafty Cutpurse
• 1x Deep Gnome Terramancer
• 1x Drooling Ogre
• 1x Esper Sentinel
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Goblin Cadets
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Keeper of the Accord
• 1x Khârn the Betrayer
• 1x Loran of the Third Path
• 1x Loyal Sentry
• 1x Noyan Dar, Roil Shaper
• 1x Planar Guide
• 1x Pramikon, Sky Rampart
• 1x Precursor Golem
• 1x Radiant Performer
• 1x Snapcaster Mage
• 1x Torrential Gearhulk
• 1x Triskaidekaphile
• 1x Vadrok, Apex of Thunder
• 1x Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor
• 1x Vedalken Plotter

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Alliance of Arms
• 1x Catch / Release
• 1x Chandra's Ignition
• 1x Cultural Exchange
• 1x Farewell
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Political Trickery
• 1x Role Reversal

Commander (1)

Instant (14)

• 1x Artificial Evolution
• 1x Blaze of Glory
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Gather Specimens
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Mirrorweave
• 1x Mystic Reflection
• 1x Oblation
• 1x Reins of Power
• 1x Release to the Wind
• 1x Shields of Velis Vel
• 1x Standardize
• 1x Teferi's Protection

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Arcane Adaptation
• 1x Bludgeon Brawl
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Grasp of Fate
• 1x Island Sanctuary
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Opalescence
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Suleiman's Legacy

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This is probably my all-time favorite brew of mine.

It's comprised of a collection of my best combos without a home in one place. Did I have to lose some? Yes. Was it worth it? You tell me. Oftentimes I'm told not to play cards because they only work if I happen to have another specific card in play as well. My goal with this deck is to have a critical mass of synergistic stupid combos.

The only tutor in this deck is Gamble.

Without further ado, here is the combo that started it all:

Drooling Ogre + Mirrorweave + Any Artifact: Gain control of all creatures.

Theft Combos:

Drooling Ogre + Mirrorweave + Any Artifact: Turn all creatures into Drooling Ogre until the end of the turn, and play an artifact. Steal all of heir creatures permanently.

Noyan Dar, Roil Shaper + Mirrorweave + Contested Warzone: Noyan can turn contested warzone into a creature. We can turn all creatures into non-creature contested warzones. For this combat, any opponent you deal unblocked damage to, you steal all of their creatures permanently.

Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor + Radiant Performer + Shields of Velis Vel: Radiant performer makes shields target each player. All of their creatures are now survivors. If Varchild dies, you steal all creatures permanently. Instant speed.

Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor + Standardize: Same effect as above.

Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor + Any Survivor + Mirrorweave: Same effect as above.

Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor + Arcane Adaptation + Zedruu the Greathearted: Same effect as above.

Goblin Cadets + Mirrorweave + Blaze of Glory: If someone is attacking you, turn all creatures into goblin cadets with mirrorweave, and use blaze of glory to be able to block all of them with one creature. You've now traded an opponent's whole board for one creature permanently.

Planar Guide + Gather Specimens: Blink the whole opponents' boards and then steal them with gather specimen permanently.

Insurrection Combos:

Precursor Golem + Mirrorweave + Catch / Release: Mirrorweave precursor to make all creatures golems, then catch them. This is an Insurrection effect, not permanent.

Precursor Golem + Standardize + Catch / Release: Same as above.

Catch / Release + Radiant Performer: Same as above.

Bludgeon Brawl + Armory Automaton: Steal all non-creature artifacts.

Board Wipes:

Blaze of Glory + Loyal Sentry: Loyal sentry blocks all creatures and kills them with loyalty.

Standardize + Suleiman's Legacy: Board wipe.

Arcane Adaptation + Zedruu the Greathearted + Suleiman's Legacy: Single player board wipe.

Shields of Velis Vel + Suleiman's Legacy: Single player board wipe.

Shields of Velis Vel + Radiant Performer + Suleiman's Legacy: Board wipe.

Artificial Evolution + Radiant Performer + Suleiman's Legacy: Board wipe.

Artificial Evolution + Mirrorweave + Suleiman's Legacy: Board wipe.

Loran of the Third Path + Radiant Performer: Artifact/Enchantment wipe.

Generous Gift + Radiant Performer: Board wipe.
Precurson Golem + Standardize + Generous Gift: Board wipe.

Chaos Warp + Radiant Performer: Warp World. Only in case of emergency. People don't like this.
Precurson Golem + Standardize + Chaos Warp: Board wipe.

Oblation + Radiant Performer: Everyone draw's a million cards. For the mill plan.
Precurson Golem + Standardize + Oblation: Board wipe.

Finishers:

Bronze Bombshell + Mirrorweave + Cultural Exchange: Turn everything into a bombshell, and then trade them away with cultural exchange.

Bronze Bombshell + Mirrorweave + Radiant Performer + Zedruu the Greathearted: Same as above.

Opalescence + Dictate of the Twin Gods + Mirrorweave + Chandra's Ignition: Mirrorweave Dictate of the Twin Gods. Any unblocked creature now does at least 5 * 2^(Number of Creatures on the Board) damage. With only these card on the board, that's 20 damage for Opalescence and another 20 damage for Dictate of the Twin Gods. Chandra's ignition works too.

Brash Taunter + Radiant Performer: Fight every creature on the board at deal damage equal to the total power of opposing creatures.

Brash Taunter + Blaze of Glory: Block an entire army with just a taunting goblin.

Alliance of Arms + Mystic Reflection + Crafty Cutpurse: Create an army of any non-legendary creatures on the board.

Alliance of Arms + Mystic Reflection + Gather Specimens: Same as above.

Noyan Dar, Roil Shaper + Arcane Adaptation + Griffin Canyon + Chandra's Ignition: Griffin Canyon is now a griffin and can untap itself for infinite pump.

Noyan Dar, Roil Shaper + Artifical Evolution + Griffin Canyon + Chandra's Ignition: Same as above.

Noyan Dar, Roil Shaper + Standardize + Griffin Canyon + Chandra's Ignition: Same as above.

Noyan Dar, Roil Shaper + Shields of Velis Vel + Griffin Canyon + Chandra's Ignition: Same as above.

Radiant Performer + Chandra's Ignition: Damage to all players equal to total power of all creatures you control.

Radiant Performer + Zedruu the Greathearted + Reins of Power: Give away all of your creatures and then steal all of their creatures (including yours).

Recursion:

Radiant Performer + Snapcaster Mage

Radiant Performer + Torrential Gearhulk

Radiant Performer + Vadrok, Apex of Thunder

Protection and Support:

Propaganda
Ghostly Prison
Teferi's Protection
Boros Charm
Release to the Wind
Pramikon, Sky Rampart
Leyline of Anticipation

Thanks for reading and feel free to ask any questions or give any feedback. Still looking to improve the deck. Nothing mean. I want this to be fun for all players.

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Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 1 year ago
Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 69 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.19
Tokens	Copy Clone, Elephant 3-3 G, Golem 3/3 C, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Soldier 1/1 W, Survivor 1/1 R, Treasure
Folders	Borrowed EDH, Liked decks