Power Creep

Encahntment - Aura

Enchant Permanent

At the beginning of your upkeep create a token that's a copy of ~ creep

Enchanted permanent becomes a red ape creature in addition to it's other types with base power and toughness 5/5

"The only solution was to the invasion was to turn the entire planet into apes"

create a white hydra

the muffin man has starting loyalty 5

The Muffin Man

Legendary Planeswalker - Muffin Man

+1: Create 3 food tokens

+1: Choose 2 food tokens you control one becomes a 1/1 construct creature with haste in addition to it's other types. The other becomes a 4/4 creature with defender it is now renamed "muffin"

-8: You get an emblem called "Do you know the muffin man" with food tokens you control become 3/3 creatures in addition to their other types. Muffins you control get +3/+3 and gain trample

but do you know the muffin man tho?

ninja'd

Nightshade Olitiau, Fear incarnate

Legendary Creature - Bat horror

Flying, Lifelink

Bats you control have lifelink.

Whenever a bat you control deals lethal damage to a creature or planeswalker an opponent controls, create a 1/1 bat creature tokens with flying

"There are no bats in zalphir they said... well then what's that"

2/3

Create another bat

Quincy Promes

Legendary Creature - Human

Haste, Trample, ward

When ~ deals combat damage to an opponent create a treasure token.

whenever a creature blocks ~, ~ deals 3 damage to any target

2/1

"Quincey ran, and ran and he never stopped. And anyone who tried to stop him, even family, Quincey saw them dealt with"

The second ability is very good because if you try and block Quincey with anything with toughness less than 3 then quincey can dispatch it and still deal comat damage due to the trample.Overall in Modern or something it would be a pain to play against but no worse than Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer.

So either you never block quincey or you have to use a creature with at least 4 toughness and probably still use the creature.

Next Challenge: make a red rush commander