Marisi the Pimp - (Combat) Trickin' Hoes

Commander / EDH* Competitive Goad Midrange Multiplayer Primer RGW (Naya)

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Creature (39)

• 1x Adeline, Resplendent Cathar
• 1x Aerial Extortionist
• 1x Anim Pakal, Thousandth Moon
• 1x Aurelia, the Law Above
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Battle Angels of Tyr
• 1x Beloved Chaplain
• 1x Bothersome Quasit
• 1x Champion of Lambholt
• 1x Dhalsim, Pliable Pacifist
• 1x Dryad Sophisticate
• 1x Duke Ulder Ravengard
• 1x Emberwilde Captain
• 1x Esper Sentinel
• 1x Gahiji, Honored One
• 1x General Marhault Elsdragon
• 1x Geode Rager
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Iroas, God of Victory
• 1x Jared Carthalion, True Heir
• 1x Loyal Apprentice
• 1x Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist
• 1x Odric, Master Tactician
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Saryth, the Viper's Fang
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Shalai, Voice of Plenty
• 1x Sidar Kondo of Jamuraa
• 1x Sigarda, Font of Blessings
• 1x Skyhunter Strike Force
• 1x Soltari Champion
• 1x Soltari Foot Soldier
• 1x Soltari Guerrillas
• 1x Soltari Visionary
• 1x Spirit en-Dal
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Urabrask the Hidden
• 1x Vengeful Ancestor

Land (31)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 3x Forest
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 3x Mountain
• 3x Plains
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Artifact (7)

• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thought Vessel

Commander (1)

Instant (12)

• 1x Akroma's Will
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Clever Concealment
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Flawless Maneuver
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Stroke of Midnight
• 1x Teferi's Protection

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Bedlam
• 1x Court of Ardenvale
• 1x Court of Bounty
• 1x Earnest Fellowship
• 1x Reconnaissance
• 1x Rhythm of the Wild
• 1x Spirit Mantle

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Three Visits

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Enchantment (4)

• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Court of Ardenvale
• 1x Court of Bounty
• 1x Court of Embereth

Creature (3)

• 1x Life of the Party
• 1x Luminous Broodmoth
• 1x Serra's Emissary

Artifact (2)

• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Kusari-Gama

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Not many decks start the game with their wincons at the table but the basic idea is to Goad opponents into killing each other for me. Due to the way Goad is worded, ALWAYS remove pillowfort options like Propaganda because if they choose not to pay, it gets around goad and you're the one they're forced to attack. So far this deck has been very consistent and is a blast to pilot... although it finishes second fairly often if 1 opponent has a clear advantage in combat. This can be offset with smart combat... you will NEVER be responsible for killing someone to bring the game to 1v1 or you WILL die. Always leave that kill for an opponent so they're wide open for you to finish them off.

2.24 Non-creature, 3.7 creature avg. cmc, and 2.97 overall (discounting The Great Henge and Flawless Maneuver) - updated 5/6/23)

Feel free to check out my other decks.

ACTIVE:

{U}{B}{R} Every Masochist Needs a Marchesa to Love Them

{W}{B}{R} Spanisshin Inquisisshin

{W}{U}{B} Alela's Aerodynamics: A Crash Course

{W}{U}{R} Bipedal Beastmode (Éowyn Human Tribal)

{W}{U}{G} Dopplegangbangers - Historic Flash Convoke Copies

{W}{R}{G} Rienne's Kaleidoscope - Multicolor/Legends Matter

RETIRED:

{W} Goldmane... The Other Brother

{U}{B}{G} Muldrotha's Madhouse ⫷Primer⫸

{W}{B}{G} Added Layers of Protection - Tymna & Sidar

{W}{R}{G} Marisi the Pimp - (Combat) Trickin' Hoes

{B}{R}{G} Prossh's Dastardly Bastard Children - Group Slug

{U}{R}{G} Animar, Gaea's Hemorrhoid ⫷PRIMER⫸

{W}{G} Sisay's Hombres -Hatebears

{W}{B}{R} Edgar's Dega Vampires

{G}{B}{U}{W} Little Rey of Ishine (Reyhan/Ishai)

CRAFTED (NEVER PLAYED):

{W}{R} "Wake Up, Wasteland! It's Me, Three Dog!"

{W}{B}{G} The Calm Before The Swarm -Mazirek/Vrestin Insects (Rule 0)

BUILT FOR FRIENDS:

{U}{B}{G} Boot Scootin' Booger - Felix Five Boots

{W}{B}{R} "The Devil's Invoice" - Vihaan Treasuristocrats

{W}{R}{G} Ghired's Parrots: "Stop Copying Me, Squawk"

Top Ranked	Achieved #18 position overall 2 years ago Achieved #14 position in Commander / EDH 2 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Goad 2 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH RGW (Naya) 2 years ago
Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 days
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 56 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.13
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Elephant 3/3 G, Gnome 1/1 C, Human 1/1 W, The Monarch, Thopter 1/1 C, Treasure
Folders	Decks that i like, Possible Future Builds, EDH Decks, Reference Material, Commander