I absolutely love that flavor text, moo1234 lmao

The artwork was borrowed from the real MTG card Inspiring Bard

Yindri, God of Fables

Legendary Creature - Bard God

Indestructible

Whenever you finish a fable, create three treasure tokens, scry 2 and draw a card. You may then discard a card. If you do, destroy target nonland permanent with equal or less mana value. (To finish a fable, cast both halves of a spell that has Adventure, complete a Dungeon, or complete a Saga from its first lore counter.)

5/5

:)

Wild

Aminatou, Three Fates Revealed

Legendary Planeswalker - Aminatou

+2 Create a 0/1 blue insect enchantment creature token named Butterfly. It has flying and ", sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell unless its controller pays ."

+1 Surveil X where X is Aminatou's loyalty.

-2 Fateseal X where X is Aminatou's loyalty.

-12 After this turn, there is an additional turn. Then, gain control of each opponents next turn.

4

Far too often now do we see a Planeswalker who's ultimate is more akin to a strong sorcery, when their ultimate should be a game-winning investment.

Make a Planeswalker who's ultimate essentially makes you win the game, without it just saying "You win the game".

Savage Blightmaw

Creature - Horror

Flying

Whenever Savage Blightmaw attacks, distribute six -1/-1 counters on up to six targets.

As the rancid yellow smog rolled across the field, the farmers realized the only certainty in life... was death.

4/4

Awh what the hell, repeat

Chandra, Holy Avenger

Legendary Planeswalker - Chandra

When Chandra, Holy Avenger enters the battlefield she deals 3 damage to a number of targets equal to or less than the amount of red mana spent to cast her. Exile all destroyed permanents with mana value equal to or less than the amount of white mana spent to cast her.

+2 Chandra deals 5 damage to any target. Exile it if it was destroyed in this way.

-12 Exile all permanents you don't control.

5

Repeat

I'm busy at work but something I thought would have been adorable for Eldraine was white ooze made out of honey that had the Food subtype as well

Maybe the menace to the Oozekin could be something that is gobbling them all up?

I'm not seeing a single thing online as to what the heck a "leyline creature" is.

Encroaching Vines

Creature - Plane Wall

Defender

When Encroaching Vines enters the battlefield you may destroy target artifact, enchantment or creature with flying. If you do, put a number of +0/+1 counters on Encroaching Vines equal to that permanents mana value.

0/5

+1/+0 and +0/+1 counters aren't used anymore but they use to exist. I believe there also use to be a +2/+1 counter.

Make another card that uses one or more of these ancient counters.

Emmath, Dawn of Emeria

Legendary Planeswalker - Emmath

+1 Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.

-3 Create a white enchantment - aura token with "Enchant creature." and "When this creature dies, return it to your hand."

-10 You get an emblem with "Angel spells you control cost to cast." and "Whenever an Angel you control dies or is exiled, return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step."

5

:)

Wild

Gritzgrog, Devourer of Sparks

Legendary Creature - Demon Hellion

As you cast Gritzgrog, you may sacrifice any number of planeswalkers you control. Gritzgrog's casting costs is reduced by X where X is the total loyalty from among all planeswalkers sacrificed in this way.

Flying, deathtouch, planeswalker deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a planeswalker is enough to destroy it.)

Whenever Gritzgrog destroys a planeswalker, you gain life equal to twice it's initial loyalty and draw a card.

4/6

He would be like a $0.99 cent commander because people very seldomly run planeswalkers at all. And if you're in the market to run Grixisfrens, there's better commanders to helm your deck.

Let's repeat. I want to see what else y'all can come up with... Please feel free to reuse Grixis if you have a better idea, too.

Teferi's Timestorm

Sorcery

You may cast this spell as though it has flash if you control a Teferi Planeswalker with at least 5 loyalty counters.

Reverse the turn order. This effect lasts the rest of the game.

A future that was never witnessed by anyone, can not really be said to have existed at all...

Really good way to tell you opponent to go F themselves lmao

Make some more shenanigans cards. Goofy ones that are like "Really?? God damn it!"

Ionizing Blast

Instant

Ionizing Blast deals damage to any target equal to the amount of damage dealt by other instants and sorceries you've cast this turn.

At first, there was a mild Shock. Then, a Lightning Bolt the likes of which wielded by Keranos himself. And then, Rolling Thunder that engulfed all of Theros.

Make a Planeswalker who can be your commander, who gives you an emblem.

Well Mutate will already be one. We can save card space by foregoing the Mutate reminder text. There's your activated.

If we do the "Whenever X mutates", that's a second one. Triggered.

Add two keyword abilities and that'll be four.

Maybe make a static ability for five?

Skitznash the Insatiable

Legendary Creature - Dinosaur Cat Nightmare

Mutate

Vigilance, deathtouch

Whenever this creature mutates, it fights one target creature if able. If you control the creature that was targeted and that creature does not survive, then draw a card. You may choose to exile it instead. If you do, draw two cards.

The growing peace on Ikoria was only a precursor to what horrors befell next...

4/4

So technically that is two triggered abilities. The first says that WHENEVER it mutates, it fights. Nothing says it has to fight something you control, but that it absolutely must fight.

IF you happen to target a creature you control, THEN you draw a card should it be destroyed. That's a second trigger, which should technically be allowed to be responded to.

Added in a replacement effect at the end for good measure. This should be printable, without the Mutate reminder text.

Ooooh let's see.....

Make something on the same power scale as Leveler

The Rusty Tavern

Land

The Rusty Tavern enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a legendary Outlaw.

: Add or

, : You may cast Outlaw spells as though it has flash until end of turn.

Wild

Fun Fact: I've always wanted an ant farm. But after accidentally releasing my wolf spider farm indoors... Prolly not a good idea haha ahhh good times. Gooooood times...

Ant Hill

Land

Ant Hill enters the battlefield tapped.

Whenever an insect enters the battlefield under your control, Any Hill deals 1 damage to any target.

: Add or .

, : Create a 1/1 green Insect creature token named Ant. If you control a legendary insect, create three of them instead.

Awh why not, let's go for a legendary ant queen. Gruul at minimum so this land can be in her deck, but feel free to splash other colors as seen fit if you'd like to.

TheoryCrafter, land phase?

Mayael's Conclave

Legendary Enchantment

Creatures you control gain Tribal. (A creature with tribal gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control that shares a subtype with it.)

Legendary creatures you control have Legendary Tribal. (A creature with legendary tribal gains +1/+1 for each other legendary creature you control.)

Creatures you control with tribal half Tribal Flanking. (A creature with tribal flanking has flanking, but only with creatures it shares a subtype with.)

Oh God, flanking...

It's not as difficult as people make it out to be, relax.

Anywho... make a creature called "Wall of Ants"

There are far too many duplication effects, and you could make a run away infinite loop with basic lands. It's also easy with the right permanents but that requires a tiny bit more effort on the players part.

Nissa, Regrowth

Legendary Creature - Elf Druid

Forestwalk

Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 2 life and may put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't play a land this turn or hand a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may tap Nissa, Regrowth. If you do, create a Token Basic Land - Forest.

4/4

Let's see a card that says "At the beginning of your next end step, you lose the game."

Krev, Eagle-Eyed Bounty Hunter

Legendary Creature - Bird Mercenary

Flying, deathtouch

Whenever a legendary Creature or planeswalker enters the battlefield under an opponents control, you may exile a card from your hand, graveyard or reveal the top three cards from your library and exile one and put the rest into your graveyard. If you do, put a bounty counter on that permanent.

Whenever Krev or another source you control destroys or exiles a permanent you don't own with a bounty counter on it, you may play a card exiled with Krev without paying its mana cost.

4/4

Wild

My understanding, and bare in mind this is from watching YouTube review videos on the stories so I'm missing details here, is that any Planeswalker who fell to Phyresis and was Compleated had lost their spark.

They died, especially when Norn fell.

But Teferi went back in time and restored the fallen Planeswalkers and brought them from their past lives to their futures, which is the current present.

This is why we have some Planeswalkers who still have their sparks, like Oko (who survived) and some who are now just legendary creatures (like Vraska).

This put WOTC in a bit of a pickle because now we have Planeswalkers who can't planeswalk. So what do you do?

Omenpaths.

Now everybody is a Planeswalker, so now nobody is special.