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Have you thought about running Paradox Engine to untap all your mana dorks?

Ya know, I thought I made really mean white lockdown decks in the past. You, sir. You have made a monster of a deck here that would make the common man scoop. +1

All Is Dust and Smokestack ??

if you have the control of the table, could be Iron Maiden can help you

So... How do you actually win...?

Definitely Smokestack (and Sundial of the Infinite) Crucible of Worlds, Armageddon, Ravages of War, World Queller, maybe Cataclysm. Tapping is not enough in the long term, you have to chip away at the resources constantly to put more oressure on the opponents...having to sac while being tapoed out makes looking for solutions even more stressful

I would also suggest Cursed Totem and Torpor Orb to shut down more common strategies.

Magus of the Moat?

Descend upon the Sinful is a strictly better Final Judgment.

Suggested Changes:

Crib Swap -> Dispatch

Anything -> Mana Crypt

Final Judgement -> Descend upon the Sinful or Mass Calcify

Replenish instead of Open the Vaults?

Um... look at all those artifacts there... WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!!

I'm surprised you aren't running Path to Exile in this demented build. It's arguably the best removal in the game, and even more so when that land the tutor is worthless.

Every time someone says they had sex with my Mum I know I'm supposed to go, "ooooo that's so terrible!" but instead I just think, "good onya Mum for getting some."

Argy XD

99ghosts,
+1, for the pure evil that is this deck.

Looks extremely solid, but here are a few thoughts

• Duelist's Heritage, Crescendo of War, or Alliance of Arms maybe, if you want to go in a slightly more political direction. Adding cards like this reduces the chance of the total lockdown, so it's a little riskier. But I like increasing the opportunity for opponents to tear into each other rather than ganging up on me.
• Heliod, God of the Sun maybe, partly because he's hard to remove and is a great Mana sink. But mostly just because Vigilance is so good in Multiplayer

Draw well!

World Queller & some mono white walker, I've ulted some walker's due to hokori's slug-paced game slowdown before... Usually use him with Capt. Sisay, he is such a dick when I have wild pair out & play some other 2/2 utility creature for free with him.

You might also add Kor Haven to the list. It acts as another Maze of Ith, with an obvious upside and downside.

Also, if you want to troll people hard, there is always Island of Wak-Wak, although it's best in builds with Chromatic Lantern or Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth.

this deck is so evil that even the price is 666

to the select chosen that have made suggestions that are now additions....Sell your houses! sell your families!! sell your money!! you now have purpose finally and you are free of all other responsibilities!

to the others that shall become the un-named, the forgotten and those cast into the oblivion that is rejection....I shall collect your tears and keep them in vials that we legion shall adorn ourselves with along with other trophies collected from our victims as we wander this ruinous path refusing to let people untap anything!! MwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

until next time kiddies......Dust to my enemies!!!!!!

Have you looked at the new Overwhelming Splendor??? It stops other decks completely (ie. Artifact, Agro, Ect... ) even it it is expensive.

You have Gauntlet of Power, but no Caged Sun? I'm very surprised.

Looks awesome! Funny description gets a +1 from me lol

no Trinisphere or Thorn of Amethyst? also, a Metalworkermight do you some good with all those artifacts.

You're gonna want an Unwinding Clock, my man. Studies show it effectively boosts the testosterone of 99% of artifact-heavy decks.