You can't spell slaughter without laughter!

Commander / EDH Control Jank Mono-Black Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (18)

• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Basal Thrull
• 1x Bloodcrazed Paladin
• 1x Bloodghast
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Carrier Thrall
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Dusk Legion Zealot
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Grim Physician
• 1x Magus of the Coffers
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Meteor Golem
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Instant (8)

• 1x Force of Despair
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Murder
• 1x Scour from Existence
• 1x Stinging Study
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Thrilling Encore
• 1x Tragic Slip

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General
• 1x Ugin, the Ineffable

Sorcery (16)

• 1x Army of the Damned
• 1x Awaken the Erstwhile
• 1x Break the Ice
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Deadly Tempest
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Finale of Eternity
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Mutilate
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Torment of Hailfire

Land (36)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Cabal Stronghold
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sanctum of Eternity
• 26x Swamp

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Bontu's Monument
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Dowsing Dagger  ^Flip
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x MImic Vat
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Unstable Obelisk

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Last Laugh
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Oubliette
• 1x Revel in Riches

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Artifact (2)

• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Bitterblossom

Land (2)

• 1x Lotus Field
• 1x Temple of the False God

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Plague Wind

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You can't spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER! Big-mana mono black with control elements headed up by Massacre Girl herself.

The basic idea here is simple. Ensure there are plenty of small creatures littering all the boards so that you can constantly threaten a massacre. Use this time to build your resources until you can slam a big finisher like Exsanguinate or Torment of Hailfire . Alternatively go for something a little more silly with Last Laugh .

Full description and detail of card choices to follow soon(TM).

Thanks for looking!

UPDATE 2021-06-28

REMOVED:

• 1x Swamp
• Kaya's Ghostform
• Lashwrithe
• Blackblade Reforged
• Blade of the Bloodchief
• Lightning Greaves
• Swiftfoot Boots

ADDED:

• Feed the Swarm
• Deadly Tempest
• Bloodcrazed Paladin
• Bastion of Remembrance
• Bontu's Monument
• Stinging Study
• Break the Ice

Top Ranked	Achieved #48 position overall 2 years ago Achieved #35 position in Commander / EDH 2 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Jank 4 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Mono-Black 4 years ago
Date added	4 years
Last updated	2 years
Exclude colors	WURG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.36
Tokens	Copy Clone, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Myr 1/1 C, Plant 0/2 G, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 C, Spirit 2/2 C, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B
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