Yandere Simulator: "SWEET" Ver. :) (Commander / EDH MTG Deck)

Yandere Simulator: "SWEET" Ver. :)

Commander / EDH* Aristocrats Group Hug Group Slug Mono-Black Suicide Black Tokens Voltron

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Land (31)

Draw (12)

Massacre (7)

Need (6)

Ritual (4)

Other (2)

Tokens (17)

Grief (11)

Voltron (10)

Steal (5)

Recursion (3)

Commander (1)

Ramp (13)

Undying (11)

Removal (7)

Tutor (4)

Sideboard

Grief (9)

Undying (1)

1x Sadistic Glee

Other (4)

Massacre (3)

Steal (3)

Tokens (1)

1x Acererak the Archlich

Maybeboard

Other (11)

Land (4)

Tokens (2)

Undying (2)

Recursion (1)

1x Ill-Gotten Gains

Printed (10)

Grief (4)

Steal (3)

Draw (1)

1x Clackbridge Troll

Test (6)

Voltron (5)

Need (3)

Removal (2)

Ramp (1)

1x Terrain Generator

Part of a two part deck primer series featuring Massacre Girl, the Sweet Version is themed around black "group hug" :) (the Sick Version leans toward more oppressive griefing). Primers coming some day.

With a board wipe in the command zone, you will eventually wind up the archenemy of the table at some point. This deck tries to have fun with that by adopting a suicide black playstyle. If you don't win in a big gross way, you'll at least die quickly.

Game Plan:

Early turns are spent filling the board with small bodies which will help Massacre Girl wipe. At that point, we transition to either casting value pieces which care about death triggers, or voltron pieces which can push MG (or one of our other big evasive threats) through for the kill.

Known issues with the deck:

Land count. I can never cut enough other cards to make room for basics.
Ramp. I should at least squeeze in a Charcoal Diamond, though I have a mind to splurge on a Jet Medallion to complete Massacre Girl's magical girl transformation.

Notable Combos:

Emergence Zone + Tendrils of Agony , to get the other dirty combo player by surprise.
Bolas's Citadel + Scheming Symmetry + Tendrils of Agony , Symmetry is a cheap tutor to put Tendrils on top after a Citadel chain. Also works well with Tendrils in the hand and mana up.
Professor Onyx + Plumb the Forbidden / Tendrils of Agony, our magecraft enablers.
Ob Nixilis, Unshackled / Opposition Agent + Forced tutors (Scheming Symmetry, Field of Ruin, or sometimes Ghost Quarter and Wishclaw Talisman, esp. with Agent), Ob and Agent both discourage opponents from playing tutors willfully, but we don't always need to give them a choice.
Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted + Peer into the Abyss .
Massacre Girl + Tree of Perdition + at least -12/-12 on the stack, if we time Massacre Girl's triggers we can activate Tree in response and set an opponent's life to 1 before it dies. Sometimes this can make tree survive so we can set this up again.
K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth + Vilis, Broker of Blood .
Hand of Vecna + Peer into the Abyss , a 40 power creature will usually do the trick.
Peer into the Abyss + Warlock Class level 3, lose half your life, then lose the other half too.

Notable Exclusions (/Sideboard Swap Options):

maralen the mornsong, obviously super busted aongside Ob Nixilis, but I refuse to run it alongside Opposition Agent.
Kormus Bell, part of a very juicy Mass Land Destruction lock, but excluded from this list in favor of Akroan Horse for obvious reasons.
Blanket of Night, backup for Urborg and part of the aforementioned Kormus Bell MLD combo, but excluded in favor of Endbringer's Revel.
Nesting Grounds + Netherborn Altar , good tech for cheaply resetting MG, but omitted in favor of the more friendly Wishclaw and a basic.
Conjurer's Closet, a much easier massacre enabler than Cauldron of Souls, but Cauldron does synergize well with sacrifice effects.

Suggestions

Updates Add

Midnight Hunt Update — Sept. 14, 2021

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Some changes incoming with the release of Midnight Hunt!

In:

The Meathook Massacre, obviously.
Necrosynthesis, an almost strictly better version of Sadistic Glee. {1} mana is a pretty big difference, but I think the free card is worth it.
Warlock Class, a budget draw option that synergizes well with our main lines of play.
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx, I could finally afford it, in the mail.
Jet Medallion, see above.
Wand of Orcus, I forgot this card among the endless spoiler season, but zombielink is a sweet voltron payoff.

Out:

Pestilence, repeatable on board vs Meathook's one time wipe, and with K'rrik this can be absurd, but I think the asymmetrical life swing on Meathook is worth the cut.
Sadistic Glee
Shadows of the Past, the scry death trigger is objectively better than Warlock Class' once per turn drain, but Warlock does still offer a one time card selection, and I think that Warlock's ultimate is much more viable in the deck than sinking mana into Shadows' activated ability over and over.
Terrain Generator, swapped in favor of Nykthos, drawing more than one land is a big ask in this deck.
Golden Guardian ^Flip, making room for Medallion is hard, but I think that ultimately the 4+ mana category is where cuts need to come from in this deck, and further both Nykthos and Medallion incentivize more black as opposed to colorless spells. Guardian therefore is the most appropriate candidate. I love the card and it's great when it works, but it almost never performs how we want it to in this deck.
Vindictive Lich, this card's a house and I hate to see it go, but it also is an extra feel bad card when we wipe, so for this build it is going to the side board for now.

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97% Casual

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Date added	3 years
Last updated	2 years
Key combos	K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth + Vilis, Broker of Blood Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted + Peer into the Abyss Peer into the Abyss + Warlock Class Emergence Zone + Tendrils of Agony Bolas's Citadel + Scheming Symmetry + Tendrils of Agony Massacre Girl + Tree of Perdition Nesting Grounds + Netherborn Altar Hand of Vecna + Peer into the Abyss
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 4 Mythic Rares 42 - 13 Rares 20 - 3 Uncommons 8 - 3 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.61
Tokens	1/1 B Creature Minion, Copy Clone, Dungeon: Dungeon of the Mad Mage, Dungeon: Lost Mine of Phandelver, Dungeon: Tomb of Annihilation, Emblem Liliana, Defiant Necromancer, Emblem Lolth, Spider Queen, Goat 0/1 W, Goblin 1/1 R, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Manifest 2/2 C, Myr 1/1 C, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Phyrexian Horror X/X C, Rat 1/1 B, Skeleton 1/1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Spider 2/1 B, Spirit 1/1 C, The Atropal, Thrull 0/1 B, Treasure, Vampire 2/3 B, Vecna, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie Army 0/0 B
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