Why Can't I Hold All these -1/-1's

Standard BG (Golgari)

Adzain

Creature (24)

• 3x Baleful Ammit
• 1x Champion of Rhonas
• 2x Channeler Initiate
• 4x Decimator Beetle
• 3x Festering Mummy
• 2x Gravedigger
• 1x Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons
• 2x Ornery Kudu
• 1x Rhonas the Indomitable
• 1x Scaled Behemoth
• 2x Soulstinger
• 2x Treasure Keeper

Enchantment (11)

• 3x Cartouche of Ambition
• 2x Cartouche of Strength
• 2x Gift of Paradise
• 1x Nest of Scarabs
• 1x Sandwurm Convergence
• 2x Trial of Strength

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Wander in Death

Artifact (2)

• 2x Rhonas's Monument

Instant (8)

• 2x Destined / Lead
• 2x Shed Weakness
• 2x Splendid Agony
• 2x Supernatural Stamina

Land (23)

• 1x Cascading Cataracts
• 9x Forest
• 4x Foul Orchard
• 9x Swamp

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As a new magic player, I don't have the largest card collection in the world. Therefore this deck is made of only cards I actually possess at this point in time in order to get the best feedback- or lack thereof for it! Personally I enjoy building decks around a central theme, even if it's silly- though I feel this one might be able to actually work.

My meme fund is running low, so any dank memes will be appreciated of course too.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 6 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 26 - 0 Commons
Cards	70
Avg. CMC	3.26
Tokens	Beast 4/2 G, Insect 1/1 B, Snake 1/1 G, Snake 1/1 G w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 5/5 G