Waifu Seppuku

Commander / EDH Aristocrats BR (Rakdos) Counters Sacrifice Tokens Treasure

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Creature (30)

• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Bloodthirsty Conqueror
• 1x Cordial Vampire
• 1x Dire Fleet Hoarder
• 1x Greedy Freebooter
• 1x Grim Hireling
• 1x Impulsive Pilferer
• 1x Jadar, Ghoulcaller of Nephalia
• 1x Juri, Master of the Revue
• 1x Lagomos, Hand of Hatred
• 1x Loyal Apprentice
• 1x Mahadi, Emporium Master
• 1x Marionette Apprentice
• 1x Mayhem Devil
• 1x Morbid Opportunist
• 1x Nadier's Nightblade
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Patron of the Arts
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Professional Face-Breaker
• 1x Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Rev, Tithe Extractor
• 1x Ruthless Technomancer
• 1x Shambling Ghast
• 1x Skullport Merchant
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Warren Soultrader
• 1x Wriggling Grub
• 1x Xorn

Land (36)

• 1x Arena of Glory
• 1x Blackcleave Cliffs
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fell Mire  ^Flip
• 12x Mountain
• 1x Sanguine Morass  ^Flip
• 12x Swamp
• 1x Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thriving Bluff
• 1x Thriving Moor
• 1x Urza's Saga

Instant (10)

• 1x Bulk Up
• 1x Corrupted Conviction
• 1x Deadly Dispute
• 1x Fake Your Own Death
• 1x Fling
• 1x Tainted Strike
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Undying Malice
• 1x Unexpected Windfall
• 1x Untimely Malfunction

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Phyresis
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Revel in Riches

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Animation Module
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Blade of the Bloodchief
• 1x Ichor Wellspring
• 1x Oni-Cult Anvil
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Tarrian's Soulcleaver

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Blasphemous Edict
• 1x Blood Money
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Victimize

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Waifu aristocrats deck. General idea is to sac creatures/treasures to pump Evereth then sac her to do massive damage.

There are a few combos, bread and butter staples are [Tarrian/Bloodchief + Animation + Phyrexian/Ashnod], [Reassembling + Pitiless + Ashnod/Phyrexian].

One thing I love about Eve is that she also acts as a deterrent. If she dies in combat or is removed, everyone is getting chunked. That being said, try to ensure you always have at least 2 treasures or the mana to pay her trigger, otherwise there's nothing stopping people from blasting her. Exile is her biggest weakness obviously, so if possible always try to have an instant speed sac effect to duck it.

Infect/poison counters and revel in riches are alternative win cons, although infect tends to get on people's nerves so if I have the setup really early, I'll hold off on playing it. But if you like fast games, Eve is 5/5 -> Bulk Up -> Tainted Strike -> Death Trigger is pretty funny.

potential swaps: ichor for indulgence

Top Ranked	Achieved #13 position overall 11 months ago Achieved #11 position in Commander / EDH 11 months ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Aristocrats 11 months ago
Date added	1 year
Last updated	8 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 26 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 22 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.58
Tokens	Clue, Construct 0/0 C, Construct 1/1 C, Copy Clone, Elemental 2/1 R, Food, Servo 1/1 C, Snake 1/1 B, Thopter 1/1 C, Treasure, Worm 1/1 BG, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Decayed
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