Twilight: You Suck

Commander / EDH Aggro BR (Rakdos) Casual Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick Vampires

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Creature (34)

• 1x Adaptive Automaton
• 1x Anowon, the Ruin Sage
• 1x Baron Sengir
• 1x Bloodhall Priest
• 1x Bloodline Keeper  ^Flip
• 1x Bloodlord of Vaasgoth
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Captivating Vampire
• 1x Chancellor of the Dross
• 1x Dark Impostor
• 1x Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief
• 1x Drana, Liberator of Malakir
• 1x Falkenrath Exterminator
• 1x Falkenrath Marauders
• 1x Kalastria Highborn
• 1x Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet
• 1x Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet
• 1x Malakir Bloodwitch
• 1x Markov Blademaster
• 1x Mephidross Vampire
• 1x Metallic Mimic
• 1x Mirri the Cursed
• 1x Necropolis Regent
• 1x Nirkana Cutthroat
• 1x Nirkana Revenant
• 1x Rakish Heir
• 1x Soul Collector
• 1x Stromkirk Captain
• 1x Stromkirk Noble
• 1x Vampire Hexmage
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Vampire Nocturnus
• 1x Vampiric Dragon
• 1x Vein Drinker

Land (36)

• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flamekin Village
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 8x Mountain
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep
• 1x Stensia Bloodhall
• 1x Strip Mine
• 11x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Damnation
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Dregs of Sorrow
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Plague Wind
• 1x Shattering Spree
• 1x Vandalblast

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Cover of Darkness
• 1x Stensia Masquerade

Commander (1)

Artifact (17)

• 1x Armillary Sphere
• 1x Blade of the Bloodchief
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Door of Destinies
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Glaring Spotlight
• 1x Heartstone
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Obelisk of Urd
• 1x Quietus Spike
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Urza's Incubator
• 1x Well of Discovery
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Instant (2)

• 1x Shattering Pulse
• 1x Sudden Spoiling

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Guul Draz Overseer
• 1x Havengul Vampire
• 1x Sangromancer
• 1x Sengir Vampire
• 1x Thief of Blood

Artifact (2)

• 1x Contagion Clasp
• 1x Contagion Engine

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Shared Animosity

Instant (1)

• 1x Vampiric Fury

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Okay, stupid title I know...but my disclaimer is that this is a Vampire-tribal deck...I mean, how else was I going to name it? But where Twilight sucks, the movie Suck however...

Okay enough, back to the deck...

Olivia Voldaren is a matriarch to fear. She draws people in with charm and charisma...then turns them into vampires. Oh well, it happens when you deal with vampires, just ask Louis. Funny fact, those turned to vampire - in gratitude - choose to serve her. Olivia Voldaren's abilities are good and support the general theme of the deck: 1 dmg and turning them into vampires (good token wipe), and for a whopping steal a vampire. So, best not let Olivia fall into enemy hands.

It's a theme deck, so there's a lot of vampire cards.

Flavour

Quietus Spike: stakes and vampires...

Exsanguinate: hey

Notable synergy with the theme

Anowon, the Ruin Sage: very disruptive, especially if left unchecked

Arcane Lighthouse: I mean, Arcane Lighthouse + Olivia Voldaren are a match made in heaven. If she wouldn't be living in Stensia Bloodhall , she'd be living here

Baron Sengir : Must be her husband. Also, the regeneration is very good

Butcher of Malakir: Vampire killed? Sad little vampire emo-friends...

Heartstone: helping to ease the activation cost on Olivia and several other vampires

Sudden Spoiling: immobilizing your opponent while your vampires walk over his creatures (Soul Collector + Sudden Spoiling )

Boosting your inner vampire

Stensia Masquerade : unblocked (hello Whispersilk Cloak and Rogue's Passage) , so everything that doesn't kill them makes them stronger

These speak pretty much for themselves: Stromkirk Captain, Vampire Nocturnus, Mephidross Vampire, Coat of Arms, Door of Destinies, Obelisk of Urd, Adaptive Automaton, Metallic Mimic

Destruction and point removal

Removal on a stick: Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet , Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief, Dark Impostor, Vein Drinker , Captivating Vampire

Additional wipes: Damnation (turning into a vampire is hardly beneficial for the soul), and you often go through some Dregs of Sorrow , plus their rats often cause a Plague Wind , and Decree of Pain

Artifact wipes: Shattering Pulse (recurring and instant speed), Shattering Spree, Vandalblast

(Thanks for the addition to the title Boza :) )

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Key combos	Arcane Lighthouse + Olivia Voldaren Soul Collector + Sudden Spoiling
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 4 Rares 25 - 4 Uncommons 5 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.81
Tokens	Morph 2/2 C, Vampire 2/2 B, Vampire */* B, Zombie 2/2 B