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Commander / EDH Curse Stax WUB (Esper)

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Fort (12)

• 1x Collective Restraint
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Fatespinner
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x Island Sanctuary
• 1x Magus of the Moat
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Penance
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Teferi's Protection

NotMyTurn (9)

• 1x Chronatog
• 1x Chronatog Totem
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Discontinuity
• 1x Emrakul, the Promised End
• 1x Eon Frolicker
• 1x Magosi, the Waterveil
• 1x Meditate
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite

Removal (6)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Banishing Light
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Despark
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust

CreatureMakers (4)

• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Jalira, Master Polymorphist
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Thieving Amalgam

Curses (11)

• 1x Bitterheart Witch
• 1x Cruel Reality
• 1x Curse of Death's Hold
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Curse of Fool's Wisdom
• 1x Curse of Misfortunes
• 1x Curse of Thirst
• 1x Heliod's Pilgrim
• 1x Overwhelming Splendor
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Torment of Scarabs

Lands (29)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 8x Island
• 7x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Watery Grave

Tutor (9)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer
• 1x Whir of Invention

Commander (1)

Support (11)

• 1x Copy Enchantment
• 1x Diplomatic Immunity
• 1x Elite Arcanist
• 1x Extract
• 1x Hanna, Ship's Navigator
• 1x Mirrormade
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Quicksilver Amulet
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Steel of the Godhead

ScrewYou (5)

• 1x Lethal Vapors
• 1x Magus of the Abyss
• 1x Smokestack
• 1x Stasis
• 1x Winter Orb

ManaAccelerant (3)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Sol Ring

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Make as many friends as the turns you're taking. Probably my biggest achievement in life is making someone with a renown 'toolbox' deck at a LGS realize they have no answer for their opponent disappearing for the rest of the game.

Some fun things to do:

Play Lethal Vapors, wait until it isn't your turn (tricky if people know this trick), skip several trillion turns, then cast Teferi's Protection. If your opponents chose to also skip the same amount of turns in response, you skip the same amount again also in response. Since this is a loop that isn't mandatory because the players are choosing to continue doing it, assuming it is the turn after yours, the active player must chose to end the loop. This continues around the table until you are left with every other player having to play out the game while you are gone. This does fail with any win the game card (which is why you should Extract those before hand), or any card that says damage can't be prevented combined with lethal damage.

Play a variety of stack cards such as Curse of Misfortunes, Smokestack, etc. On your upkeep add more soot counters and get more curses for your friends, then Sundial of the Infinite and exile all of the unsavory upkeep triggers such as sacrificing to Smokestack, paying cumulative upkeep to Glacial Chasm etc. then let your opponents take their turn and suffer.

Stasis + Smothering Tithe usually means you can use the treasure they so kindly give you to keep it up. Usually you'll want to keep some up in case they pay one. Best when paired with Cruel Reality, Curse of Fool's Wisdom or any life loss on an opponents turn.

Elite Arcanist + Discontinuity / Teferi's Protection makes for some 'interactive' gameplay. (Usually you'll wait until they have suffered through upkeep before ending their turn).

Date added	3 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.48
Tokens	Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Manifest 2/2 C, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B