Trigger-Happy Teysa

Commander / EDH Aristocrats Competitive Death and Taxes Tokens WB (Orzhov)

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Creature (34)

• 1x Abhorrent Overlord
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Debtors' Transport
• 1x Doomed Dissenter
• 1x Doomed Traveler
• 1x Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Fleshbag Marauder
• 1x God-Eternal Bontu
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Hunted Witness
• 1x Knight of the Last Breath
• 1x Krav, the Unredeemed
• 1x Midnight Reaper
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Plaguecrafter
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Razaketh, the Foulblooded
• 1x Sengir Autocrat
• 1x Sifter of Skulls
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Teysa, Orzhov Scion
• 1x Treasure Keeper
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Warteye Witch
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Land (35)

• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Forsaken Sanctuary
• 1x Foundry of the Consuls
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x New Benalia
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 8x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Shambling Vent
• 1x Spawning Bed
• 1x Springjack Pasture
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Deadly Tempest
• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Kaya's Wrath
• 1x Read the Bones

Instant (6)

• 1x Abnormal Endurance
• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Faith's Reward
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Supernatural Stamina
• 1x Utter End

Commander (1)

Artifact (10)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Cauldron of Souls
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Gate to the Afterlife
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Orzhov Locket
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Hidden Stockpile
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x Open the Graves
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Unhallowed Pact

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My girlfriend built the deck when the new Teysa Karlov came out, and she challenged me to build a better version. This is the result; play dudes, sack them, then probably make more dudes via tokens and/or sap your opponents' life until they are dead.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 20 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.68
Tokens	Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Goat 0/1 W, Harpy 1/1 B, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Serf 0/1 B, Servo 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Thopter 1/1 C, Thrull 1/1 B, Treasure, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink, Zombie 2/2 B