The Two Pump Chump

Vintage

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Instant (11)

• 4x Berserk
• 3x Might of Old Krosa
• 4x Mutagenic Growth

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Green Sun's Zenith

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Fastbond
• 2x Rancor

Artifact (7)

• 3x Lotus Petal
• 4x Skullclamp

Creature (20)

• 4x Dryad Militant
• 4x Elvish Spirit Guide
• 4x Strangleroot Geist
• 4x Tattermunge Maniac
• 4x Uktabi Drake

Land (15)

• 4x Dryad Arbor
• 11x Forest

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Sideboard

Instant (7)

• 3x Avoid Fate
• 4x Savage Summoning

Artifact (4)

• 4x Pithing Needle

Creature (4)

• 4x Xantid Swarm

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Maybeboard

Instant (1)

• 1x Berserk

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The title pretty much says it all. A safe opening hand contains a Skullclamp to stay in the game, but a redonkulous opening hand can deal 16 damage on the first turn. Either way, this deck is all push and no stamina, but still fun as hell to play and a shocker to anyone that has yet to taste the love.

You should also note there is no infect present because infect is for pussies.

All cards are NM, original printing, and foil unless otherwise noted below.

~Basic Lands~

11x - Forest - Onslaught - John Avon - 347/350 - Foil

~Cards Not Foiled~

3x - Skullclamp
3x - Xantid Swarm

~Specialty Printing~

1x - Berserk - Beta
1x - Berserk - From The Vault - Exiled
4x - Dryad Arbor - From The Vault - Realms
3x - Lotus Petal - From The Vault - Exiled
4x - Pithing Needle - Return to Ravnica - Foil
1x - Skullclamp - From The Vault - Exiled

Date added	10 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Vintage legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 5 - 15 Rares 29 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.20
Folders	Dickhead