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The house must be protected at all costs. Who else to do it than the Speaker herself. She makes the rules and decides what gets utilized and when. Every resource at her disposal is useful for specific situations and only she knows what they are. And that is why she is the Prime Speaker of the House. This is her State of the Union address. Please listen closely as she only explains herself once and never repeats herself. When she needs a question answered, she can always fill her head with ideas by using her Elvish Visionary . When the Intruder Alarm sounds and she needs to go to the bunker or safe room, she can take advantage of using her very own Body Double . That way, she can truly perform Mass Manipulation on her audience. She is as vicious as she is fancy. She truly earns her nickname as the Regal Behemoth here. Her words flow out of her mouth so smooth, it is referred to as her Acidic Slime . When she needs to avoid facing impeachment, she just brings out her Altered Ego , and pleases everyone with witty intellect as a Champion of Wits . When she needs to discreetly take out a threat, she summons Mr X himself, her very own Meteor Golem , or as she refers to him, Mr One-Shot or more commonly used, Mr Deadeye Navigator . But this is all her just awakening the Beast Within herself. Her enemies have special names for her. They don’t think she knows about them, but she does. She uses her Sower of Temptation to seduce any information she needs out of a subject. They don’t call her the Hornet Queen and Profaner of the Dead for nothing, ya know. But please stay and listen to her speech. Hear her plans and try and predict what she will do. We know we will. Her speeches have become widely loved and known as her singing the Song of the Dryads . Try and keep up with her Pattern of Rebirth and listen closely so she doesn’t have to Rewind . Looking as young and vivacious as ever, everyone swears she must be taking some kind of Elixir of Immortality , when, in reality, she just wakes up in the morning each day and admires herself in her very own Mirage Mirror . Be an Eternal Witness to what everyone is calling Hadana's Climb   to power and tyranny. But be sure to keep quiet and don’t interrupt her. Just like the Protean Hulk , you won’t like her when she’s angry. She will make you feel comfortable like you’re on a Cloud of Faeries . Eat, drink, be merry, and above all else, succumb to her Heroic Intervention . Welcome to the Temple of the False God . It seems you must have made a wrong turn and ended up here in the Botanical Sanctum . This is a private sector for Prime Speaker Vannifar only. This is her Breeding Pool . But keep it a secret, as we don’t want her locking herself up in her ivory Reliquary Tower . Just make two lefts down the corridor and you’ll find your seating area in the Hall of the Bandit Lord .

Please enjoy your stay.

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Date added 5 years
Last updated 5 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

10 - 0 Mythic Rares

39 - 0 Rares

22 - 0 Uncommons

7 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 4.06
Tokens Ape 3/3 G, Beast 3/3 G, Champion of Wits 4/4 B, Copy Clone, Insect 1/1 G w/ Flying, Deathtouch, Ooze 2/2 G, Plant 0/1 G, The Monarch
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