The Ebon Legion GET-BUFF-QUIK Training Program™

Modern Aggro BUG (Sultai) Jank Theme/Gimmick Zoo

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Land (23)

• 2x Breeding Pool
• 2x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Forest
• 1x Island
• 1x Nurturing Peatland
• 2x Overgrown Tomb
• 4x Polluted Delta
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 4x Verdant Catacombs
• 2x Watery Grave
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Creature (22)

• 4x Biomancer's Familiar
• 2x Duskwatch Recruiter  ^Flip
• 4x Growth-Chamber Guardian
• 4x Knight of the Ebon Legion
• 4x Pack Rat
• 1x Tasigur, the Golden Fang
• 3x Walking Ballista

Sorcery (7)

• 2x Commune with the Gods
• 3x Inquisition of Kozilek
• 2x Thoughtseize

Instant (4)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 3x Fatal Push

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Training Grounds

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Sideboard

Instant (6)

• 2x Assassin's Trophy
• 2x Fatal Push
• 2x Veil of Summer

Artifact (2)

• 2x Relic of Progenitus

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Collective Brutality
• 1x Maelstrom Pulse
• 1x Thoughtseize

Creature (4)

• 2x Chameleon Colossus
• 2x Scavenging Ooze

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Do YOU wanna get BUFF?

Is your dull, boring life being made even duller by your LACK of MUSCLE??

If you answered YES to any of these questions, then you're in luck!!

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My name's D.W. Recruiter  , and I'm the head of recruitment faculty here at the Ebon Legion! Are you looking to get stronger? Try out the new Ebon Legion GET-BUFF-QUIK Training Program™! With our program, you'll get BUFF, FAST!

What do we do?

Our mission at the Ebon Legion is to give our customers--yes, that's YOU--the highest quality strength training in the Multiverse. None of your mana will be wasted here!

In our program, you gain access to our highly advanced training facilities equipped with state-of-the-art training technology for only a low, low membership fee of . For the slightly more expensive (but still pretty low!) price of , you can also hire one of our personal trainers to give you both ADVICE and MOTIVATION throughout your workout!

Our program works for clients of all species, including the inorganic! Rats , Vampires , Shamans , Ballistas ... you name it!

How do we do it?

With the help of our equipment and personnel, your dream of STRENGTH will be a dream no longer! Our revolutionary program brings out the best in you more efficiently and for comparatively less effort than working out on your own. As an example, one of our premium members, Gabe , only needed to spend (as opposed to ) to get the results he wanted!

Here are a few examples of our clients reaping the benefits of the training program in battle:

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T1: Swamp --> Knight of the Ebon Legion

T2: Drowned Catacomb --> Training Grounds , atk for 4 with Knight

T3: Swamp , atk for 11 with Knight

T4: Atk for 12+ and win!

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T1: Training Grounds

T2: Pack Rat

T3: Copy Pack Rat 3 times, atk for 4

T4: Copy Pack Rat 1 or more times, atk for 20+ and win!

Another benefit of strength training and overall fitness is longevity!

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Growth-Chamber Guardian + Cost reducer = to add 2 counters and draw a card, with the possibility of doing it twice in a turn!

Duskwatch Recruiter   + Cost reducer = Repeatable pseudo- Adventurous Impulse for !

Walking Ballista + Cost reducer = Removal and a fast clock!

Tasigur, the Golden Fang + Cost reducer = VALUE!

Here you can see the proven effects of our program on the Ebon Legion's finest Knights :

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Don't let your dreams be dreams! Call us at GET-BUFF-NOW!!

Top Ranked	Achieved #2 position overall 4 years ago Achieved #1 position in Modern 4 years ago
Date added	4 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	46 - 9 Rares 8 - 6 Uncommons 2 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.51
Tokens	Copy Clone
Folders	My Brews, Copies, Sick Decks, Laught