Tear apart your opponents collection!

Casual

Hoptched

Artifact (27)

• 4x Black Lotus
• 2x Mana Crypt
• 4x Mox Emerald
• 4x Mox Jet
• 2x Mox Lotus
• 3x Mox Opal
• 4x Mox Ruby
• 4x Mox Sapphire

Sorcery (19)

• 4x Demonic Tutor
• 2x Mastermind's Acquisition
• 2x Time Walk
• 4x Timetwister
• 4x Tinker
• 3x Wheel of Fortune

Instant (8)

• 4x Ancestral Recall
• 4x Paradoxical Outcome

Land (6)

• 2x Polluted Delta
• 4x Underground Sea

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Sideboard

Creature (6)

• 1x Djinn Illuminatus
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Kenrith, the Returned King
• 1x Loaming Shaman
• 1x Olivia's Dragoon
• 1x Scholar of the Ages

Instant (3)

• 1x Cloudshift
• 1x Karn's Touch
• 1x Mirrorweave

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Harmless Offering
• 1x Soul Summons

Artifact (3)

• 1x Chaos Confetti
• 1x Claws of Gix
• 1x Mindslaver

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Shared Fate

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Hi children and adults alike!

I know what you're thinking...

I hate my friends! I want to play the meanest deck possible to ruin their fun! Also I am ridiculously wealthy

....wait your not? You don't want to ruin the lives of the ones you cherish the most? Well then, this product is probably not for you. Anyways you can still check out the deck and pretend you're the sadist piloting it.

Why should I play this deck? Show

There are many reasons one might play this amazing deck:

• You have too much money, and need to spend it on something

• You hate pleasure and all that's good

• You want to ruin the financial investments of your unsuspecting friends

• You are the pure incarnation of evil

If any of the above apply, you might want to get this deck and get some help. This deck is designed to let you rip apart your opponents collection from turn one or two. All will shrivel in fear as you laugh maniacally, tearing their cards to pieces.

Did you come up with this brilliant idea? Show

As ingenious as I happen to be, I did not come up with this idea. That credit belongs to this deck . However, I greatly optimized it for the casual format allowing you to consistently destroy decks and collections.

Q&A Show

Q: What format is it in?

A: A casual environment with no ban list, but deck size and card copy requirements. Many new players that play magic just play kitchen table magic and this is perfect for that.

Q: How can I upvote this amazing piece of work?

A: You can click this link +1 :)

Q: What if people just concede?

A: Maybe suggest a no-concede game first? Other than that, it's tough :/

How do you play it? Show

1. Draw lots of cards and eventually use Tinker to grab Mox Lotus. Mox Lotus will give you infinite colored mana for the rest of the turn. You should get there by turn 1 or 2.

2. Cast Mastermind's Acquisition for another copy in your deck, then grab Scholar of the Ages from the sideboard.

3. Cast Scholar of the ages to get back your Acquisitions. Then grab Cloudshift from the sideboard. This gives infinite spell recursion and sideboard tutors.

4. Grab Grand Abolisher and play it for protection.

5. Grab Loaming Shaman, Shared Fate, Karn's Touch, Kenrith, the Returned King, Mindslaver, Mirrorweave, Soul Summons, Chaos Confetti, Harmless Offering, Olivia's Dragoon, and Djinn Illuminatus from your sideboard.

6. Play Kenrith, the Returned King, Mindslaver, Chaos Confetti, and Djinn Illuminatus.

7. Draw the rest of your deck with Kenrith.

8. Play a ton of mana rocks and the second copy of Mox Lotus (don't tap it).

9. Play Olivia's Dragoon to discard Mirrorweave, Mastermind's Acquisition, Soul Summons, and Karn's Touch.

10. Play Loaming Shaman to shuffle Mirrorweave, Mastermind's Acquisition, Karn's Touch, and Soul Summons into your deck. It doesn't matter if other cards are in your graveyard.

11. Play Shared Fate.

12. Use Djinn Illuminatus to replicate Ancestral Recall on your opponent for your whole deck. This will exile Mirrorweave, Mastermind's Acquisition, Karn's Touch, Soul Summons, as well as any other random stuff to play later.

13. Use Djinn Illuminatus to replicate Harmless Offering on yourself four times. Give your opponent Chaos Confetti, your tapped copy of Mox Lotus, Olivia's Dragoon, and Djinn Illuminatus.

14. Sacrifice Mindslaver to control the opponents next turn, then pass the turn.

15. Start your opponents turn. Tap Mox Lotus for infinite colored mana for this turn.

16. From the opponents side of the board, replicate Mastermind's Acquisition to grab that opponents whole collection and put it into their hand(if rules don't permit, just grab their sideboard).

17. Use Olivia's Dragoon to discard your opponents whole hand.

18. From your side of the board, use Cloudshift to blink Loaming Shaman. Use this to shuffle the opponents graveyard back into their library.

19. Back from the opponents side of the board, replicate Soul Summons for their entire deck.

20. Cast Karn's Touch targeting Chaos Confetti. Now it's a creature!

21. Cast Mirrorweave targeting Chaos Confetti. Now all creatures are Chaos Confetti!

22. From your side of the board, activate Kenrith, the Returned King's ability to give all creatures haste.

23. Rip apart your opponents collection :)

Top Ranked	Achieved #40 position overall 3 years ago Achieved #2 position in Casual 3 years ago
Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 3 Mythic Rares 51 - 6 Rares 4 - 2 Uncommons 0 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.91
Tokens	Manifest 2/2 C
Folders	Funny Decks, Dude Eldrazi