Stealy Wheely Automobile-y

Commander / EDH Artifact Casual Crew Haste Jank RW (Boros) Theft Theme/Gimmick Vehicle

Infernalshell

Artifact (19)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Cloud Key
• 1x Clown Car
• 1x Culling Dais
• 1x Cultivator's Caravan
• 1x Daredevil Dragster
• 1x Dermotaxi
• 1x Fleetwheel Cruiser
• 1x Goliath Truck
• 1x Hoard Hauler
• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mizzium Tank
• 1x Mobile Homestead
• 1x Mysterious Limousine
• 1x Smuggler's Buggy
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Unlicensed Hearse

Instant (10)

• 1x Act of Aggression
• 1x Big Score
• 1x Blind with Anger
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Demand Answers
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Return the Favor
• 1x Unexpected Windfall
• 1x Word of Seizing

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ugin, the Ineffable

Sorcery (17)

• 1x Besmirch
• 1x Bloody Betrayal
• 1x Claim the Firstborn
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Furnace Reins
• 1x Harness by Force
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Involuntary Employment
• 1x Kari Zev's Expertise
• 1x Mark of Mutiny
• 1x Price of Loyalty
• 1x Reckless Crew
• 1x Seize the Spotlight
• 1x Spreading Insurrection
• 1x Take for a Ride
• 1x Twisted Fealty
• 1x Wrangle

Land (34)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Elegant Parlor
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 20x Mountain
• 4x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Spinerock Knoll

Commander (1)

Creature (16)

• 1x Astor, Bearer of Blades
• 1x Brion Stoutarm
• 1x Captivating Crew
• 1x Coercive Recruiter
• 1x Digsite Engineer
• 1x Esper Sentinel
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Gearshift Ace
• 1x Kitsune Ace
• 1x Losheel, Clockwork Scholar
• 1x Magda, Brazen Outlaw
• 1x Molten Primordial
• 1x Regal Bunnicorn
• 1x Sram, Senior Edificer
• 1x Storm-Kiln Artist
• 1x Veteran Motorist

Enchantment (2)

• 1x City on Fire
• 1x The Akroan War

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Dumpy casual deck I built because the title made me laugh. This deck is NOT built to win but instead to have a good time and a chuckle.

What's the deck do?
Stealy (your creatures are my creatures)
Wheely (your creatures crew my vehicles)
Automobile-y (those vehicles are entirely cars)

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	41 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.26
Tokens	Blood, Clown Robot 1/1 W, Construct 0/0 C, Copy Clone, Dwarf Berserker 2/1 R, Elephant 3/3 G, Spirit 2/2 C, Treasure, Wicked