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Commander / EDH

Bakesale

Creature (25)

• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Elenda, the Dusk Rose
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Fleshbag Marauder
• 1x Grave Titan
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Ogre Slumlord
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Sengir Autocrat
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Smothering Abomination
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Suture Priest
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Westvale Cult Leader  ^Flip
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Instant (8)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Imp's Mischief
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Land (34)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x High Market
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 9x Plains
• 1x Scrubland
• 10x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of the Archangel
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Bitter Ordeal
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Lingering Souls
• 1x Martial Coup
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Spectral Procession
• 1x Victimize
• 1x Wrath of God

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion
• 1x Sorin, Grim Nemesis
• 1x Sorin, Lord of Innistrad

Commander (1)

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Darkest Hour
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Intangible Virtue
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Sanguine Bond

Artifact (9)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Blasting Station
• 1x Eldrazi Monument
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Nim Deathmantle
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring

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With Darkest Hour + Teysa, Orzhov Scion out you can loop getting your 1/1 Spirits as long as you have a sac outlet like any of the altars. You can also just win by having Blasting Station out while you go through your Darkest Hour Teysa, Orzhov Scion combo by sacrificing one creature getting a spirit and then sacrificing it again to loop and untap the Blasting Station over and over again.

Having Teysa out is pretty much our engine for this deck so I've tailored this list that fits the meta i play in. Adjust protection and counters to your liking.

There is another infinite combo with tokens besides Teysa. It has you uses Elenda, the Dusk Rose Nim Deathmantle and Ashnod's Altar. You can sack Elenda, the Dusk Rose once you have the altar and Deathmantle in play then get three vampire tokens. Once you get those you can immediately sack 2 of the tokens to get the re equip trigger for deathmantle then have 1 token left over for each time you cycle through the combo.

With the infinite number of tokens you can mill your opponents out with Altar of Dementia or Bitter Ordeal since tokens technically hit the graveyard.

Along with the mentioned combos if you have Soul's Attendant or Suture Priest while all this is going on you can gain infinite life with the token creation when they enter. You can also have their death triggers go in tandem with Zulaport Cutthroat, Falkenrath Noble and Blood Artist so you can ping down your opponents life totals.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Key combos	Darkest Hour + Teysa, Orzhov Scion
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.48
Tokens	Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Emblem Sorin, Lord of Innistrad, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Rat 1/1 B, Serf 0/1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Thrull 1/1 B, Vampire 1/1 B w/ Lifelink, Vampire 1/1 W, Vampire Knight 1/1 B, Zombie 2/2 B