Satoru Umezawa, Everyone's a Ninja

Commander / EDH* Counterspell Ninjutsu UB (Dimir) Unblockable

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Creature (36)

• 1x Ancient Brass Dragon
• 1x Archon of Cruelty
• 1x Ashling, the Extinguisher
• 1x Atemsis, All-Seeing
• 1x Burning-Rune Demon
• 1x Cryptoplasm
• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Dimir Infiltrator
• 1x Dragonlord Silumgar
• 1x Fallen Shinobi
• 1x Glasspool Mimic  ^Flip
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Grazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
• 1x Hoverguard Sweepers
• 1x Invisible Stalker
• 1x Marang River Prowler
• 1x Mist-Cloaked Herald
• 1x Nether Traitor
• 1x Noxious Gearhulk *f-pre*
• 1x Overseer of the Damned
• 1x Phyrexian Ingester
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Reservoir Kraken
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial
• 1x Silver-Fur Master
• 1x Slither Blade
• 1x Sludge Monster
• 1x Spawning Kraken
• 1x Sphinx of the Second Sun
• 1x Thousand-Faced Shadow
• 1x Tormented Soul
• 1x Toxrill, the Corrosive
• 1x Triton Shorestalker
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Windreader Sphinx
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

Land (37)

• 1x Access Tunnel
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 10x Island
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Murkwater Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Polluted Delta *f-pre*
• 1x Port of Karfell
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 11x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Watery Grave

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Displacement Wave
• 1x Extract from Darkness
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Necromantic Selection
• 1x Open Into Wonder
• 1x Rise of the Dark Realms

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Kaito Shizuki
• 1x Liliana, Death's Majesty

Commander (1)

Instant (13)

• 1x Aetherize
• 1x Bane's Contingency
• 1x Cast Down
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Dissipate
• 1x Evacuation
• 1x Price of Fame
• 1x Silumgar's Command
• 1x Siphon Insight
• 1x Snap
• 1x Soul Manipulation
• 1x Spinal Embrace
• 1x Sublime Epiphany

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Coastal Piracy
• 1x Military Intelligence
• 1x Reconnaissance Mission
• 1x Rogue Class

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The deck is ensuring Satoru stays on the battlefield.

Any massive casting cost blue or black set of creatures can be swapped out for different kinds of fun. Turn four you should be ninjitsuing someone in the face. If your bigger dudes have flying or any evasion then feel free to keep the fun going with repeatable ETB effects.

Now due to my personal playgroup necessity I threw in mass graveyard recursion as a win con as no one appreciates a turn 4 Toxy sticking around and sliming everything like Nickelodeon in the 90's. Since Satoru lets you scry 3 and pick a card for your hand; by the time its late game I usually have that Rise of the Dark realms in hand. With a graveyard packed like a Spirit of Halloween in September it just "felt" right.

Believe it you Weeboos!

Date added	2 months
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.33
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Kaito Shizuki, Fish 1/1 U, Kraken 9/9 U, Ninja 1/1 U, Slug 1-1 B, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink, Zombie 2/2 B