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Commander / EDH* RG (Gruul) Tokens Treasure

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Land (36)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Commercial District
• 1x Cragcrown Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Dining Room
• 1x Fire-Lit Thicket
• 2x Forest
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Grove of the Burnwillows
• 1x Gruul Turf
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Mines of Moria
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Rockfall Vale
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep
• 1x Slagwoods Bridge
• 1x Spire Garden
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Temple of Abandon
• 1x The Shire
• 1x Treasure Vault
• 1x Tree of Tales
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Fable of the Mirror-Breaker  ^Flip
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Sylvan Library

Creature (28)

• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Ancient Copper Dragon
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bonehoard Dracosaur
• 1x Cait, Cage Brawler
• 1x Captain Lannery Storm
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Fangren Marauder
• 1x Fathom Fleet Swordjack
• 1x Generous Plunderer
• 1x Goblin Engineer
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Goldspan Dragon
• 1x Haywire Mite
• 1x Ingenious Artillerist
• 1x Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
• 1x Magda, Brazen Outlaw
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Old Gnawbone
• 1x Ornithopter of Paradise
• 1x Professional Face-Breaker
• 1x Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
• 1x Reckless Fireweaver
• 1x Sarinth Steelseeker
• 1x Teething Wurmlet
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Tireless Tracker
• 1x Xorn

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip
• 1x Escape to the Wilds
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Hull Breach
• 1x Ignite the Future
• 1x Inspired Tinkering
• 1x Shatterskull Smashing  ^Flip
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

Commander (1)

Artifact (17)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Beamtown Beatstick
• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Hammer of Nazahn
• 1x Idol of Oblivion
• 1x Inspiring Statuary
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Memory Jar
• 1x Portal to Phyrexia
• 1x Shadowspear
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Impulse
• 1x The One Ring
• 1x The Reaver Cleaver

Instant (6)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Tamiyo's Safekeeping
• 1x Tibalt's Trickery

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TREASURE (13)

• 1x Bootleggers' Stash
• 1x City of Death
• 1x Diamond Pick-Axe
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Gala Greeters
• 1x Gloin, Dwarf Emissary
• 1x Impulsive Pilferer
• 1x Jolene, Plundering Pugilist
• 1x Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
• 1x Peregrin Took
• 1x Rain of Riches
• 1x Rose Room Treasurer
• 1x Stimulus Package

Removal (6)

• 1x Abrade
• 1x Bottle-Cap Blast
• 1x Galvanic Blast
• 1x Kenrith's Transformation
• 1x Spiteful Banditry
• 1x Zoyowa's Justice

Cards (10)

• 1x Finale of Devastation
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Time of Need
• 1x Timeless Witness
• 1x Uncage the Menagerie
• 1x Viridian Revel
• 1x Wheel of Misfortune
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Combat (6)

• 1x Anzrag, the Quake-Mole
• 1x Breeches, Eager Pillager
• 1x Cavern-Hoard Dragon
• 1x Gimli of the Glittering Caves
• 1x Gold Rush
• 1x Sardian Avenger

WINCONS (5)

• 1x Aggravated Assault
• 1x Bear Umbra
• 1x Blast-Furnace Hellkite
• 1x Hellkite Charger
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine

Artifact Synergy (8)

• 1x Crime Novelist
• 1x Displaced Dinosaurs
• 1x Hedron Detonator
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Roxanne, Starfall Savant
• 1x Scene of the Crime
• 1x Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender
• 1x Tough Cookie

Equipment (7)

• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Champion's Helm
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Gilded Pinions
• 1x Mithril Coat
• 1x Nettlecyst
• 1x Silver Shroud Costume

Protection (4)

• 1x Bolt Bend
• 1x Hajar, Loyal Bodyguard
• 1x Legolas's Quick Reflexes
• 1x Tyvar's Stand

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Her theme song is "Material Girl" now.

Create Treasures, deploy threats using Treasures to create more Treasures, repeat. This deck is very strong and surprisingly resilient, able to attack from a multitude of angles.

Possible wincons include:

Aggravated Assault or Hellkite Charger + anything that produces at least five mana worth of Treasures each combat like Old Gnawbone or Ancient Copper Dragon. This one goes in and out of the deck, because I find it boring and kinda lame.

Winning on my upkeep with Hellkite Tyrant after creating enough Treasures and other artifacts; this can most easily be accomplished with Academy Manufactor to triple my token production, and Magda, Brazen Outlaw to cheat Hellkite into play before my turn.

Pinging everybody to death with Ingenious Artillerist and/or Reckless Fireweaver as I poop out Treasures. Like Hellkite Tyrant, this is most easily accomplished with Academy Manufactor. Parallel Lives and Doubling Season could also help this game plan, but as of now I've no plans to include them. (Hedron Detonator is also a candidate, but only pinging one opponent at a time really weakens its effectiveness.)

Magda, Brazen Outlaw is the spiritual second Commander of this deck, as she can cheat out a multitude of game-ending cards at instant speed. Portal to Phyrexia, Blast-Furnace Hellkite and Old Gnawbone to name just a few.

I rotate these wincons in and out of this deck periodically to keep things interesting, as I find it boring to win the same way every time.

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	20 - 0 Mythic Rares 53 - 0 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.91
Tokens	Clue, Construct 0/0 C, Dinosaur 3/1 R, Eldrazi 10/10 C, Food, Goblin Shaman, Treasure
Folders	Reference Material, To build, Other's Decks