Rocco Quit Porn and Started a Food Truck

Commander / EDH* RGW (Naya)

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Creature (32)

• 1x Abzan Falconer
• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Aerial Extortionist
• 1x Bennie Bracks, Zoologist
• 1x Champion of Lambholt
• 1x Commander Liara Portyr
• 1x Constable of the Realm
• 1x Dusk Legion Duelist
• 1x Etali, Primal Sickness  ^Flip
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm
• 1x Faldorn, Dread Wolf Herald
• 1x Fathom Fleet Swordjack
• 1x Feasting Troll King
• 1x Filigree Vector
• 1x Gilded Goose
• 1x Green Slime
• 1x Hedron Detonator
• 1x Herd Baloth
• 1x Incubation Druid
• 1x Ingenious Artillerist
• 1x Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
• 1x Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second
• 1x Kami of Whispered Hopes
• 1x Laelia, the Blade Reforged
• 1x Pia Nalaar, Consul of Revival
• 1x Reckless Fireweaver
• 1x Rishkar, Peema Renegade
• 1x Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer
• 1x Teething Wurmlet
• 1x Tlincalli Hunter
• 1x Wild-Magic Sorcerer
• 1x Yotian Dissident

Land (36)

• 1x Cabaretti Courtyard
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 7x Forest
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 7x Mountain
• 9x Plains
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Spinerock Knoll
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Windbrisk Heights

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Creative Technique
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Damning Verdict
• 1x Escape to the Wilds
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Reckless Impulse
• 1x Wrenn's Resolve

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Ghirapur AEther Grid
• 1x Killer Service
• 1x Outpost Siege
• 1x Passionate Archaeologist
• 1x Share the Spoils
• 1x Sigarda's Summons
• 1x Valakut Exploration

Commander (1)

Instant (12)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Dispatch
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Naya Charm
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Rampage of the Clans
• 1x Return to Nature
• 1x Soul Partition
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x You Find Some Prisoners

Artifact (5)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Idol of Oblivion
• 1x Inspiring Statuary
• 1x Sol Talisman
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

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Banished from the game by your play group after pulling out your cEDH STAX deck again? Worry not! Return from shameful exile with this fun new addition to the EDH menu with Rocco, Street Chef:

1. Run lots of symmetrical "impulsive draw" effects.

2. Play lots of cheap spells from exile so as to trigger Rocco as often as possible -- profit from your cards and everyone else's! They'll LOVE you for it!

3. Run game-ending payoffs for your abundance of Food tokens and +1/+1 counters.

4. Serve up a piping hot serving of DEATH

5. Wait for the court documents recording your name change from "Siffredi" to "Streetchefi"

Date added	11 months
Last updated	11 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.10
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Beast 4/4 G, Cat 2/2 G w/ Haste, Centaur 3/3 G, Clue, Copy Clone, Dog 3/1 G, Eldrazi 10/10 C, Elephant 3-3 G, Food, Rhino Warrior 4/4 G, Thopter 1/1 C, Treasure, Wolf 2/2 G
Folders	Usar con los panas