Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk - run!
Hello all ds9 fans! I'm building a Quark based deck, ever since the first time I saw Daretti all I could think was that his flavor was so very Quark, drawing cards like money or tongo cards, and trading in valuable merchandise, not to mention that face that only Ishka could love, please suggest anything for flavor and also if you can think of anything for the rules of acquisition that dont have representation yet, it's still in the works the counts off and there some repeats but thank you for any suggestions. ( oh and just in case anyones wondering I know the full name is "quarks bar, grill, gaming house and Holosuite arcade" but that wouldnt fit lol)
*Rules of acquisition
1- Once you have their money, you never give it back. (Stolen Strategy)
3- Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.(Trading Post)
6- Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.(Airdrop Condor)
7- Keep your ears open and your eyes on the mark. (Thrill of Possibility)
9- Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. (Gamble)
10- Greed is eternal. (Squee, the Immortal)
16- A deal is a deal. (Kyren Negotiations)
17- A contract is a contract is a
contract... but only between Ferengi. (Crooked Scales)
18- A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. (Liquimetal Coating)
21- Never place friendship above profit. (Chaos Wand)
22- A wise man can hear profit in the wind. (Torbran, Thane of Red Fell)
23- Nothing is more important than your health... except for your money.(Book of Rass)
31- Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.(Shenanigans)
33- It never hurts to suck up to the boss. (Loyal Apprentice)
34- War is good for business.(World at War)
35- Peace is good for business. (Ashnod's Altar)
45- Expand or die. (Legion Warboss)
47- Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.(Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin)
48- The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.(Krenko, Mob Boss)
57- Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them. (Treasure Map
)
59- Free advice is seldom cheap. (Kuldotha Forgemaster)
62- Profit is its own reward. The Riskier the road, the greater the profit. (Final Fortune)
74- Knowledge equals profit. (Mind Stone)
75- Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.(Starstorm)
76- Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. (Grip of Chaos)
94- Females and finances don't mix.(Mindslaver)
95- Expand or die.(Legion Warboss)
98- Every man has his price. (Combustible Gearhulk)
102- Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever. (Ark of Blight)
103- Sleep can interfere with your lust for latinum. (Solemn Simulacrum)
109- Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. (Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer)
111- Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them. (Arms Dealer)
112- Never have sex with the boss's sister. (Sisters of the Flame)
125- You can't make a deal if you're dead. (Glorious End)
139- Wives serve, brothers inherit.
168- Whisper your way to success. (Dragon Whisperer)
190- Hear all, trust nothing.(Tormenting Voice)
194- It's always good to know about new customers before they walk in your door.(Mystic Forge)
203- New customers are like razor-toothed gree-worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.
208- Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.(Thrill of Possibility)
211- Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them. (Airdrop Condor)
214- Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach. (Witch's Oven)
217- You can't free a fish from water.
229- Latinum lasts longer than lust. (Platinum Angel)
239- Never be afraid to mislabel a product. (Fortune Thief)
263- Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum. (Faithless Looting)
285- No good deed ever goes unpunished.(Curse of Opulence)
These are the known rules of acquisition,learn them, meditate their true meaning and learn to navigate the seas of profit.
