Pir & Toothy Counters Party!

Commander / EDH Counters GU (Simic) Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick

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+1/+1 (23)

• 1x Champion of Lambholt
• 1x Crystalline Crawler
• 1x Deepglow Skate
• 1x Forgotten Ancient
• 1x Hardened Scales
• 1x Inexorable Tide
• 1x Loyal Guardian
• 1x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Master Biomancer
• 1x Nissa, Voice of Zendikar
• 1x Ordeal of Thassa
• 1x Plaxcaster Frogling
• 1x Rishkar, Peema Renegade
• 1x Scavenging Ooze
• 1x Scrounging Bandar
• 1x Simic Ascendancy
• 1x Tezzeret's Gambit
• 1x Thrummingbird
• 1x Tuskguard Captain
• 1x Verdurous Gearhulk
• 1x Vorel of the Hull Clade
• 1x Zameck Guildmage
• 1x Zegana, Utopian Speaker

Land (34)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fertile Thicket
• 12x Forest
• 1x Forge of Heroes
• 12x Island
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thornwood Falls
• 1x Woodland Stream

Hate (5)

• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Pir's Whim
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Scavenging Ooze

Draw (15)

• 1x Blue Sun's Zenith
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Commit / Memory
• 1x Fathom Mage
• 1x Inspiring Call
• 1x Loyal Drake
• 1x Nissa, Voice of Zendikar
• 1x Ordeal of Thassa
• 1x Prime Speaker Zegana
• 1x Rishkar's Expertise
• 1x Stunt Double
• 1x Tatyova, Benthic Druid
• 1x Tezzeret, Artifice Master
• 1x Tezzeret's Gambit
• 1x Zameck Guildmage

Ramp (13)

• 1x Crystalline Crawler
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Fertilid
• 1x Gyre Sage
• 1x Hadana's Climb  ^Flip
• 1x Pir's Whim
• 1x Rhonas's Monument
• 1x Rishkar, Peema Renegade
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Wild Growth

NO (11)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Commit / Memory
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Disdainful Stroke
• 1x Essence Scatter
• 1x Monstrous Onslaught
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Selective Snare
• 1x Transmogrifying Wand

Commanders (2)

Wincon (13)

• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Champion of Lambholt
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Genesis Storm
• 1x Hadana's Climb  ^Flip
• 1x Herald of Secret Streams
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Prime Speaker Zegana
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Simic Ascendancy
• 1x Stunt Double
• 1x Tezzeret, Artifice Master

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Come with me~ and we'll be~ in a world of pure imagination!

Basically, this deck wants to get Toothy and/or Pir on the board so we can start drawing our entire deck and making very big bois along the way.

Aside from the commanders, here are some highlights of the deck!

1. Crystalline Crawler : With Pir on the board, this guy usually comes in with 3 +1/+1 counters, and can provide a consistent stream of mana, or a burst if necessary, and can even become a threat himself if given enough time.

2. Hardened Scales : A.K.A other Pir, this one really helps to get the ball rolling, especially when Pir has a hard time sticking on the board.

3. Vorel of the Hull Clade : Doubling counters has some pretty obvious benefits to this deck. More ramp when targeting Everflowing Chalice or the aformentioned Crystalline Crawler , or buffing up any of my big threats to make them even bigger!

4. Psychosis Crawler : So Pir died a few too many times, huh? Can't roll over their boards with your creatures, or your friendly neighborhood pillow fort player is building their walls a little too high? Fear not, Psychosis Crawler is here with the other win-con for the deck: drawing everything. Using the plethora of card draw in the deck, including a particularly large Toothy, you can burn everyone else down simultaneously, all while making an even bigger guy.

5. Evasion/Trample: This deck can make Toothy get pretty big, but without some way to get around their chump blocks, he still can't do much. This is where cards like Hadana's Climb  , Tuskguard Captain , or Herald of Secret Streams come in. As long as one of these are on the board, you have a way for Toothy or any of your large green men to slip in for approximately 1 billion damage.

As a backup plan, this deck runs some cards to prevent opponents from playing Magic: the Gathering like counterspells or whatever removal spells there are in U/G that cost less than $15 as well as my personal favorite right now, Transmogrifying Wand , which gets an extra charge counter from Pir! Hopefully after making everyone durdle for a few turns you have enough resources to start going off again.

An honorable mention goes to Stunt Double here for his interaction with Toothy. If Toothy is about to get removed, you can flash him in as a copy of Toothy, kill of the real one through the legendary rule, then draw some cards! In the end you get a nice grip of cards and a Toothy that's just as big as the one before, or even larger if you had Pir on the board too.

Thanks for reading this, let me know what you think I could do to improve the deck! A lot of this was just stuff I had on hand so I already have my eye on a few cards to remove as well as some upgrades. I'm thinking I should add some more artifact/enchantment hate cards or some more counterspells/answers (and maybe some insta-flicker stuff for Toothy) and getting rid of some of the mid-sized creatures that aren't helping to make my guys bigger. Any and all suggestion are appreciated!

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.24
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Beast 3/3 G, Boar 2/2 G, Emblem Tezzeret, Artifice Master, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Ox 2/4 W, Plant 0/1 G, Squid 1/1 U, Thopter 1/1 C
Folders	Deck Ideas, EDH Inspiration, Upgrade Ideas