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Pimp-Daddy Markov & The Phat Vamp Harem

Commander / EDH Aggro Casual RBW (Mardu) Tribal Vampires

KaervektheMediocre


Aight, a lot of you cats are all up about dat gansta named Sorin Markov. He popped out that little shawty named Avacyn, and became god of ghettos of Innistrad. He's pretty tight. No lies.

BUT LEMME TELL YOU BOUT HIS PIMP-DADDY AND HIS HOT VAMPIRE HAREM!

Overwhelm all them ho's with your dank vampire-pimp swagger! Play Pimp-Daddy Early and make your hatters blow their hate bombs early before coming back and slapping them with your fat vampire dick!!!
You're gonna see a lot of big and important names in this place, but lemme just point out the big key players. There are two in fact. Vish-Ta Kal and Missy E

These two, right here, are the best damn entertainment at the table. Aight, here's how you set it up. Have Missy hold that Blade of the Bloodchief and have a bunch of little vampy scrubs on the field. Start sacrificing dat vampire booty to boost up Missy E. Yahenni, Kalitas, Crovax, or even Vish-Ta - It doesn't matter how, just. start. selling. dat. ASS! When she all big and beefy, let's say 15 counters, Sac her to Vish-ta Kal. He gets at least 15 counters on him. AT THE SAME TIME, All of Missy's fanboys will come out and start hitting erry body wit dat shit. Swin 35 at minimum at a playa, and BOOM! Big Million.

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Date added 4 years
Last updated 3 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

13 - 0 Mythic Rares

30 - 0 Rares

23 - 0 Uncommons

10 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.85
Tokens Emblem Sorin, Solemn Visitor, Vampire 1/1 B, Vampire 1/1 W, Vampire 2/2 B, Vampire */* B, Zombie 2/2 B
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