"Pewnack, the Destroyer, the Dark One, the Beast"
When the fourth moon of Trollack rises above the Cylinder of Eyelass, Pewnack will strike. His kingdom will be numberless and darkness will blight the land, all men shall be slaves and the time of weeping will begin. So it is written in the runes of Ollerman-Goth, so it must be.
Hailing from Saffron Walden, Pewnack must be weary of Teece, the Wise One, as Timothy Forrest of Royston as they join forces to accomplish the task of the Chosen One and attempt to defeat Pewnack's Army.
This is Pewnack's continuously changing army, try it out and see if you are worthy to thwart the efforts of the Chosen One and his pesky silver multi-bladed knife known as Berwhale, the Avenger.
(A Word, Timothy)
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