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Commander / EDH Casual Chaos Curse Enchantment Pillow Fort UBR (Grixis)

Noire_Samhain

Enchantment (24)

• 1x Cruel Reality
• 1x Curse of Bloodletting
• 1x Curse of Chaos
• 1x Curse of Death's Hold
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Curse of Echoes
• 1x Curse of Misfortunes
• 1x Curse of Obsession
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Curse of Shaken Faith
• 1x Curse of Shallow Graves
• 1x Curse of Surveillance
• 1x Curse of Thirst
• 1x Curse of Unbinding
• 1x Curse of Vengeance
• 1x Curse of Verbosity
• 1x Curse of the Bloody Tome
• 1x Estrid's Invocation
• 1x Frozen Aether
• 1x Maddening Hex
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Torment of Scarabs

Artifact (10)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Creativity
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence

Land (33)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 5x Island
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Training Center
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Watery Grave

Creature (11)

• 1x Bitterheart Witch
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Mogis, God of Slaughter
• 1x Notion Thief
• 1x Opposition Agent
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Commander (1)

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Last One Standing
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Torment of Hailfire
• 1x Vandalblast

Instant (10)

• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Swan Song

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Enchantment (6)

• 1x Captive Audience
• 1x Copy Enchantment
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Mirrormade
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Underworld Dreams

Creature (6)

• 1x Callaphe, Beloved of the Sea
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Doomwake Giant
• 1x Grim Guardian
• 1x Thoughtrender Lamia
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Artifact (3)

• 1x Claws of Gix
• 1x Crystal Chimes
• 1x Vedalken Orrery

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Replication Technique

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Alternative name: Curses, Foiled Again

I wouldn't have guessed Wizards would have went Grixis with their official curse commander. But I think its an interesting take. Recursion and card draw on a commander isn't anything to sneeze at. Interesting lore implications of the Multiverse's unluckiest Planeswalker to.

The goal here is to gradually cast curses until it benefits everyone much more to attack others than us, and let their effects feed off of each other, draining, pinging, and disabling everyone else until they hopefully die. If need be, we can cast Labman and try to draw out our decks, but that's an unlikely out. We're here to cause a bit of controlled chaos and for a good time, not necessarily win. This is the kind of deck where we risk painting a huge target on our backs once people get wise, so keep board wipes at the ready.

No infinite combos. Just curses and card draw.

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 2 years ago
Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 48 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.03
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Bird 2/2 U, Gold, Ogre 3/3 R, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B
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