Old Man Rudy Hates Fun

Commander / EDH* GW (Selesnya) Hatebears Midrange Multiplayer Ramp Stax

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Creature (36)

• 1x Angel of Grace
• 1x Angel of Jubilation
• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Giver of Runes
• 1x Glowrider
• 1x Hushwing Gryff
• 1x Kataki, War's Wage
• 1x Kinjalli's Sunwing
• 1x Knight of Autumn
• 1x Leonin Arbiter
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Ranger-Captain of Eos
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Recruiter of the Guard
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Runic Armasaur
• 1x Sanctum Prelate
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Tithe Taker
• 1x Tocatli Honor Guard
• 1x Vizier of the Menagerie
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Windborn Muse

Land (34)

• 1x Brushland
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 4x Forest
• 1x Fortified Village
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Horizon Canopy
• 15x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Stirring Wildwood
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Windswept Heath

Artifact (8)

• 1x Damping Sphere
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Null Rod
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thorn of Amethyst
• 1x Torpor Orb

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion
• 1x Gideon Blackblade
• 1x Gideon, Ally of Zendikar

Commander (1)

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Rest in Peace
• 1x Rule of Law
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Stony Silence
• 1x Suppression Field
• 1x Sylvan Library

Instant (6)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Teferi's Protection

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Dusk / Dawn

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Want to make sure to never let anyone in your play group have fun while playing commander? What to be the most oppressive deck at the table? Do you want to have as much fun as Rudy does when he "plays" magic? The Gaddock Teeg hatebears is the deck for you! Stop those pesky etb triggers with cards like Hushwing Gryff, and Tocatli Honor Guard. Stop those tricky artifact decks with cards like Collector Ouphe. Are friends searching their decks too much? Then try using the Leonin Arbiter and Aven Mindcensor. Want to just hate on your entire table? Then cast your commander and other cards like Void Winnower, Thalia, Guardian of Thraben, Thalia, Heretic Cathar, Null Rod, Torpor Orb, and Aura of Silence. This deck is extremely oppressive and could potentially lead to extremely long games, scooping, and loss of friends so use this deck at your own risk. But most importantly, try to have fun!

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.00
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Emblem Gideon, Ally of Zendikar, Knight Ally 2/2 W, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Treasure