Nine Letters: Colbert's thoughts on this animal

Modern* BGW (Abzan, Junk) Hatebears

Named_Tawyny

Instant (8)

• 4x Abrupt Decay
• 4x Path to Exile

Creature (30)

• 3x Aven Mindcensor
• 2x Birds of Paradise
• 3x Kitchen Finks
• 3x Leonin Arbiter
• 3x Loxodon Smiter
• 2x Noble Hierarch
• 3x Qasali Pridemage
• 2x Siege Rhino
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 3x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 3x Voice of Resurgence
• 2x Wilt-Leaf Liege

Land (22)

• 2x Forest
• 3x Ghost Quarter
• 2x Godless Shrine
• 1x Horizon Canopy
• 3x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Plains
• 2x Stirring Wildwood
• 2x Sunpetal Grove
• 2x Tectonic Edge
• 4x Temple Garden

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Sideboard

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Rest in Peace

Creature (13)

• 2x Gaddock Teeg
• 3x Hushwing Gryff
• 2x Kataki, War's Wage
• 3x Phyrexian Revoker
• 3x Vexing Shusher

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Maybeboard

Instant (1)

• 1x Dromoka's Command

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Lingering Souls

Artifact (2)

• 1x Aether Vial
• 1x Batterskull

Creature (8)

• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Ethersworn Canonist
• 1x Fleecemane Lion
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Spellskite
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Thrun, the Last Troll
• 1x Tidehollow Sculler

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The one great joy of my current modern deck Strange Utopia is it's ability to make opponents go on tilt. In light of that, I thought I'd make an actual competitive Modern deck to go with it.

Hatebears seemed fun; by fun, I mean annoying to the other player.

Right now, trying to see if I can make Abzan Bears work (mostly for Siege Rhino, but also Lingering Souls and Abrupt Decay); might go Selesnya if it doesn't seem to have the mana base.

Not built Hatebears before; any suggestions would be very welcome!

Date added	9 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 39 - 15 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.32
Tokens	Elemental */* GW
Folders	Decks, Modern