A friend of mine who used to play built what’s pretty much the base of this deck. Credit to Gee.

“My asshole confounds the louvre! I fart ambrosia and shit pure gold turds! My cock spurts soft diamonds in the morning sunlight!” -Naked Lunch

The title for Naked Lunch was described as “a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork.” Chainer is kind of like that. Unassuming until the moment you see Mindslicer resolve with a sac outlet on board. Seemingly out of the game until you loop Living Death and win. It can win fast and be aggressive, and it can go the distance and dominate gameplay.

“A coprophage calls for a plate, shits on it and eats the shit, exclaiming ‘Mmmm that’s my rich substance.’”

If you like fast combo and discard control mixed with some reanimator, this deck is for you. If you like politics and a crazy amount of triggers, this deck is for you. If you like resilience and randomly topdecking game-ending combos, this deck is for you.

”No Glot...C’lom Fliday”

Updates: Doom Whisperer is a goddamn champion of the world. Never doubt yourself Magic R&D.


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