MY GRANDPA'S DECK HAS NO PATHETIC CARDS KAIBA

Commander / EDH* Budget BUG (Sultai) Multiplayer Tempo Theme/Gimmick

MeatMancer

Creature (33)

• 1x Ainok Survivalist
• 1x Aphetto Runecaster
• 1x Bane of the Living
• 1x Beast Whisperer
• 1x Brine Elemental
• 1x Chromeshell Crab
• 1x Deathmist Raptor
• 1x Den Protector
• 1x Dulcet Sirens
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Icefeather Aven
• 1x Ixidron
• 1x Jolrael, Mwonvuli Recluse
• 1x Kadena's Silencer
• 1x Kheru Spellsnatcher
• 1x Master of the Veil
• 1x Mischievous Quanar
• 1x Mistfire Weaver
• 1x Muldrotha, the Gravetide
• 1x Nantuko Vigilante
• 1x Riptide Entrancer
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Stratus Dancer
• 1x Thieving Amalgam
• 1x Thousand Winds
• 1x Vesuvan Shapeshifter
• 1x Voidmage Apprentice
• 1x Weaver of Lies
• 1x Whisperwood Elemental
• 1x Willbender
• 1x Yedora, Grave Gardener

Land (35)

• 1x Blighted Fen
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 8x Forest
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 6x Island
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 1x Zoetic Cavern

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Ghastly Conscription
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Overwhelming Stampede
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Villainous Wealth

Instant (5)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Biomass Mutation
• 1x Cancel
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Putrefy

Commander (1)

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Beastmaster Ascension
• 1x Gift of Doom
• 1x Guardian Project
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Secret Plans
• 1x Teferi's Ageless Insight
• 1x Trail of Mystery
• 1x Wilderness Reclamation
• 1x Wizard Class

Artifact (8)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Crystal Shard
• 1x Lifecrafter's Bestiary
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mystic Forge
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Ugin, the Ineffable
• 1x Vivien, Champion of the Wilds

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Just want to make this deck so I can say "I play one monster face down in attack mode and end my turn," over and over and over again until I am the default target in any playgroup I find. Also if you draw any cards by playing a spell and not from effects (like Harmonize) you are legally required to say "I summon pot of greed to draw X cards from my deck"

Date added	4 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.48
Tokens	Cat 2/2 G, Manifest 2/2 C, Morph 2/2 C, Spirit 2/2 C