Ms. Steal Your Bitch (Cooties, Re-Vamped)

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos) Bracket 2 Deathtouch Theft Vampires

Radiolarian

Creature (19)

• 1x Bloodline Keeper  ^Flip
• 1x Braids, Arisen Nightmare
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Captivating Crew
• 1x Captivating Vampire
• 1x Crossway Troublemakers
• 1x Dark Impostor
• 1x Dominating Vampire
• 1x Master of Dark Rites
• 1x Morbid Opportunist
• 1x Nightmare Shepherd
• 1x Nine-Lives Familiar
• 1x Olivia, Mobilized for War
• 1x Soul Collector
• 1x Vampire Hexmage
• 1x Vampire of the Dire Moon
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan
• 1x Zagras, Thief of Heartbeats

Artifact (13)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Cursed Mirror
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Helm of Possession
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Rakdos Cluestone
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Land (36)

• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Geothermal Bog
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 1x Memorial to Folly
• 8x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 11x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x The Autonomous Furnace
• 1x Vivid Marsh
• 1x Witch's Cottage

Instant (6)

• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Demonic Gifts
• 1x Maximum Overdrive
• 1x Return the Favor
• 1x Village Rites
• 1x You Find Some Prisoners

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Black Market Connections
• 1x Braids's Frightful Return
• 1x Molten Echoes
• 1x Rune of Mortality

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord

Commander (1)

Sorcery (19)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Bloody Betrayal
• 1x Bone Shards
• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Claim the Firstborn
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Harness by Force
• 1x Heartless Conscription
• 1x Hijack
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Mob Rule
• 1x New Blood
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Ritual of the Machine
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x The Nipton Lottery
• 1x Thoughtseize

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Maybeboard

Creature (14)

• 1x Adaptive Automaton
• 1x Anowon, the Ruin Sage
• 1x Baron Sengir
• 1x Blazing Specter
• 1x Bloodflow Connoisseur
• 1x Cordial Vampire
• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Doomed Necromancer
• 1x Nirkana Cutthroat
• 1x Olivia, Crimson Bride
• 1x Stensia Innkeeper
• 1x Strefan, Maurer Progenitor
• 1x Stromkirk Captain
• 1x Zagras, Thief of Heartbeats

Sorcery (16)

• 1x Act of Treason
• 1x Behold the Beyond
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Blightning
• 1x Bloody Betrayal
• 1x Choice of Damnations
• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 3x Nightmare Incursion
• 1x Shackles of Treachery
• 1x Stensia Banquet
• 1x Temporal Extortion
• 1x Tyrannize

Instant (5)

• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Chef's Kiss
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Vampiric Fury

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Unhallowed Pact

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded

Artifact (1)

• 1x Puppet Strings

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With some help from friends (and Tappedout, and EDHREC, and Scryfall, and etc…) I put together a decently functioning Olivia black/red theft/death touch deck! The primary goal of this deck is theft, the most common of which will be stealing and sac’ing your opponent’s creatures, with a small smattering of self sac to keep the peace.

Once you have enough set up to put Olivia on the field (a decent mana base and some protection) you can either start permanently stealing or sniping creatures by giving her death touch.

I’m leaning into the vampiric thralldom/hypnotism gimmick for flavor, even if it’s kind of shooting me in the leg a bit— Please let me know if you have any suggestions for how I can improve this deck!

Edit: this deck list is going to be constantly changing and shifting as I figure out how to best lock down what it does— right now it is very theft/sac focused with a touch of death touch and bit of vampire flair!

Top Ranked	Achieved #8 position overall 6 days ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Bracket 1 1 week ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Flying 6 days ago
Date added	2 weeks
Last updated	13 hours
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 31 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.03
Tokens	Blood, Copy Clone, Morph 2/2 C, Shapeshifter 3/2 C, Treasure, Vampire 2/2 B
Folders	Borrowed Decks, Winna