Mishra's "please dont hit in the dick" experience

Commander / EDH Artifact Artificer Card Draw Matters Lab Man/Thoracle Turns UBR (Grixis)

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Creature (31)

• 1x Contraband Kingpin
• 1x Disciple of the Vault
• 1x Emry, Lurker of the Loch
• 1x Enthusiastic Mechanaut
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Ingenious Artillerist
• 1x Jhoira's Familiar
• 1x Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain
• 1x Kuldotha Forgemaster
• 1x Master Transmuter
• 1x Metalwork Colossus
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Myr Retriever
• 1x Neera, Wild Mage
• 1x Nullstone Gargoyle
• 1x Ornithopter
• 1x Padeem, Consul of Innovation
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Reckless Fireweaver
• 1x Sai, Master Thopterist
• 1x Shimmer Dragon
• 1x Shimmer Myr
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Thassa's Oracle
• 1x The Reality Chip
• 1x Third Path Iconoclast
• 1x Thopter Assembly
• 1x Thought Monitor
• 1x Transplant Theorist
• 1x Trinket Mage

Artifact (20)

• 1x Aether Spellbomb
• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Cloud Key
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Encroaching Mycosynth
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Krark-Clan Ironworks
• 1x Mirrorworks
• 1x Mishra's Bauble
• 1x Mycosynth Lattice
• 1x Mystic Forge
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Springleaf Drum
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Time Sieve
• 1x Wishclaw Talisman

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Brainspoil
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x One with the Machine
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Reckless Handling
• 1x Rise and Shine
• 1x Thoughtcast
• 1x Trash for Treasure
• 1x Vandalblast

Commander (1)

Land (31)

• 1x Choked Estuary
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 10x Island
• 7x Mountain
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Temple of Malice

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Blood Funnel
• 1x Planar Chaos
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Thopter Spy Network

Instant (3)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Opt

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Saheeli, Sublime Artificer

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Sideboard

Artifact (4)

• 1x Clock of Omens
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Helm of Awakening
• 1x Void Mirror

Instant (1)

• 1x Chaos Wrap

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Pia's Revolution

Creature (1)

• 1x Trophy Mage

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Tamiyo's Epiphany

Land (1)

• 1x Reliquary Tower

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Hey this is a really stupid artifact deck, honestly do whatever with it. Im pretty sure you can give a monkey the cards and he'll still find a way to go infinite and kill everyone or something

use mishra triggers to cause your opponents to be sexually frustrated as their blue counter spells dont affect them because thats how the card works. also your own shit, you can counter your own shit willingly and mishra will be all "damn thats cool, anyways"

Find the fuckin beyblade and like magic, fists will gravitate towards your dick (hence the name) Feel free to replace thassa's for gamble or some stupid shit, i dont care run niv mizzit for all I care he'll still find a way to deal 120 damage.

ok in summery

1: Find beyblade 2: reduce cost of beyblade 3: find forge 4: June 8th, 2023, a massacre to end all massacres, three bodies, cause of death? pearl holding merwoman wielding L-Drago Destructor with String Ripcord Launcher accessory.

Date added	10 months
Last updated	10 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 1 Mythic Rares 36 - 2 Rares 21 - 4 Uncommons 15 - 2 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.38
Tokens	Copy Clone, Myr 1/1 C, Servo 1/1 C, Soldier, Thopter 1/1 C