Komrade, Everyone is Dying (~$30)

Commander / EDH* Budget Jank Mono-Black Theme/Gimmick

SirQuixano

Deathtouchers: (15)

• 1x Pharika's Chosen
• 1x Ruthless Ripper
• 1x Typhoid Rats
• 1x Vampire of the Dire Moon
• 1x Aether Poisoner
• 1x Baleful Eidolon
• 1x Dhund Operative
• 1x Gifted Aetherborn
• 1x Hand of Silumgar
• 1x Orzhov Enforcer
• 1x Thrill-Kill Assassin
• 1x Agent of the Fates
• 1x Aspect of Gorgon
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Vizier of the Scorpion

Graveyard Exilers: (6)

• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Planar Void
• 1x Sentinel Totem
• 1x Cry of the Carnarium
• 1x Isareth the Awakener
• 1x Murderous Cut

Lands (4)

• 1x Arch of Orazca
• 1x Quicksand
• 1x Zhalfirin Void
• 1x Zoetic Cavern

Infect Givers: (3)

• 1x Glistening Oil
• 1x Phyresis
• 1x Grafted Exoskeleton

Token Shenanigans (15)

• 1x Illness in the Ranks
• 1x Amulet of Safekeeping
• 1x Call the Bloodline
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Zombie Infestation
• 1x Corpseweft
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Desecrated Tomb
• 1x Midnight Ritual
• 1x MImic Vat
• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Empty the Pits
• 1x Tormod, the Desecrator
• 1x Infernal Genesis
• 1x Abhorrent Overlord

Unearth: (6)

• 1x Dregscape Sliver
• 1x Dregscape Zombie
• 1x Woe Strider
• 1x Pharika's Spawn
• 1x Corpse Connoisseur
• 1x Extractor Demon

Lifelink: (4)

• 1x Eternal Thirst
• 1x Butcher's Cleaver
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Mark of the Vampire

Opponents lose life you gain life: (2)

• 1x Bontu's Monument
• 1x Revenge of Ravens

Commander (1)

Cyclers (9)

• 1x Barren Moor
• 1x Blasted Landscape
• 1x Disciple of Malice
• 1x Vile Manifestation
• 1x Moaning Wall
• 1x Undead Gladiator
• 1x Wasteland Scorpion
• 1x Lurching Rotbeast
• 1x Viscera Dragger

Regenerators/Hexproofers (5)

• 1x Mask of Avacyn
• 1x Skeletal Grimace
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Blessing of Leeches
• 1x Soul Channeling

Lands (30)

• 30x Swamp

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Syr Konrad, who is obviously a communist, as he kills everyone equally.

You can really do a lot with this new commander. Here is what you can do with him while he's on the field

Sacrifice Creatures to do lots of damage

Unearth Creatures for some more usefulness and damage

Exile cards from graveyards or delve, as each creature exiled this way will do a damage

Generate tons of tokens that will eventually die at some point because of course they will

Force Discards, or discard yourself (not as much the latter in this particular deck)

Stack his effect with others like it

Flood the field with deathtouchers so no one dares attack you or even block

Give Konrad Lifelink, so now you gain life for each misery inflicted on other players

Give Konrad infect, so he only has to do ten damage instead of 20

Protect Konrad with Reccuring Regeneration and/or Hexproof

Dredge (Not in this deck)

Don't blame me if you get kicked out of your playgroup because of this deck :3

edited recently for more token shenanigans

Date added	4 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 16 - 0 Rares 34 - 0 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.84
Tokens	1/1 B Creature Minion, Bat 1/1 B, City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Goat 0/1 W, Harpy 1/1 B, Morph 2/2 C, Myr 1/1 C, Servo 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Vampire Knight 1/1 B, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie Army 0/0 B, Zombie Horror */* B