Kaalia's Bounce House

Commander / EDH Angels Combo Competitive Creature Cheat Demons Dragons Infinite Combo Jank Land Destruction RBW (Mardu)

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Instant (6)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Wrath of God

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Aggravated Assault
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Sneak Attack
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Teleportation Circle

Artifact (15)

• 1x Amulet of Vigor
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Quicksilver Amulet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Creature (32)

• 1x Akroma, Angel of Wrath
• 1x Ancient Gold Dragon
• 1x Angel of Despair
• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Archangel Avacyn  ^Flip
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Blast-Furnace Hellkite
• 1x Breathkeeper Seraph
• 1x Bruna, the Fading Light  ^Meld
• 1x Burning-Rune Demon
• 1x Felidar Guardian
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Gisela, the Broken Blade  ^Meld
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Isshin, Two Heavens as One
• 1x Kaalia, Zenith Seeker
• 1x Liesa, Forgotten Archangel
• 1x Lord of the Void
• 1x Maralen of the Mornsong
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Rakdos, Lord of Riots
• 1x Restoration Angel
• 1x Reya Dawnbringer
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Serra's Emissary
• 1x Utvara Hellkite
• 1x Wispweaver Angel
• 1x Zirilan of the Claw

Land (34)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 2x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Savai Triome
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Spectator Seating
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Champions
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Commander (1)

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Instant (1)

• 1x Bedevil

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Reconnaissance

Artifact (1)

• 1x Lithoform Engine

Creature (2)

• 1x Kardur, Doomscourge *thick*
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Captive Kingpin

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{R}{B}{W}

Welcome to the Bounce House!

{R}{B}{W}

Have you ever been inside a Bounce House? Well, now's your chance, except it costs around $2.3k to play and only you're going to be having fun while you're there.

Welcome to one of the most hated decks I've ever built. It's been almost a decade-long labor of love, but this baby is almost done (till the next set).

Infinite Combos Show

Felidar Guardian + Wispweaver Angel It's dumb. Doesn't do anything important on it's own, but throw in a Panharmonicon, and suddenly anything I have with an ETB, I can suddenly ETB it infinitely. Imagine a Angel of Despair bounced infinitely do destroy every single permanent only my opponents control. Talk about rude form of board wipe... And the possibilities are literally endless.

Aggravated Assault + Sword of Feast and Famine Mardu color players love combat phases. So why not have all of them?

Jerk Moves Show

Armageddon + Crucible of Worlds "I'm sorry... And then I'm going to play my land for the turn..."

Maralen of the Mornsong + Stranglehold Everyone's deck is now a paperweight that deals 3 damage to them at their draw step. Hope ya have removal in your hands, otherwise, it's gonna be a very slow death for everyone else.

Kaalia of the Vast + Master of Cruelties Oh c'mon. Don't pretend like you didn't know this combo was gonna be in here...

Cheating Out Stuff And Keeping It Show

Conjurer's Closet + Zirilan of the Claw

Teleportation Circle + Zirilan of the Claw

Conjurer's Closet + Sneak Attack

Sneak Attack + Teleportation Circle

The Bounce House Show

Why I'm running Conjurer's Closet and Teleportation Circle is because if I somehow aquire someone else's creature, and then want to utilize it's ETB, The Closet guarantees I keep their creature, where as The TP Circle would return it to it's owner's battlefield, but since I'm running ETBs, I'll usually just want The TP Circle since I could target my Sol Ring or something to open up a little mana instead or Quicksilver Amulet so you could cheat in another creature on an enemy's turn like making that fetch land cost more than they'd hoped for with Ob Nixilis, Unshackled or turn Angel of Despair into an answer for any kind of non-hexproof/shroud, non-indestructable permanent. Honestly, there's plenty of interaction I'm sure I haven't thought of. Sorry for rambling.

Conjurer's Closet + Panharmonicon I hope you have open mana to stave off death, because if you just bounced a Rune-Scarred Demon to tutor twice, someone's gonna hit you.

Panharmonicon + Teleportation Circle Same as above, but you can target an artific instead of a creature.

Thank you Conjurer's Closet for existing, because with Felidar Guardian + Wispweaver Angel and Panharmonicon + Rune-Scarred Demon This is that grand finale. Targeting Wispweaver first, you bounce it, it returns, then with Panharmonicon, you target The Demon and Felidar, bounce them, search your library infinitely by bouncing The Demon. Then you casually say "Pass Turn", and hope these three untapped fliers are enough to live through to see your next turn, because you just became Archenemy.

Alt Kaalia'esque shenanigans Show

Quicksilver Amulet "Paying 4 to play Avacyn at instant speed..."

Sneak Attack Well... I mean you've gotta do something with all that red in the deck. Might as well pump out a big creature for 1 {R} and then do it again to drop Restoration Angel to flicker the big bad you just dropped for free and keep it, declaring Restoration Angel as a chump blocker and having whatever you flickered ready to retaliate on your turn against this guy who's now tapped out.

Zirilan of the Claw I've taken a lot of dragons out of this, so it's losing utility, but there are a bunch of Elderly Dragons I'm interested in getting, so we'll see a resurgence here soon enough. Searching for Utvara Hellkite, attacking with it to pump out an additional 6/6 Dragon token and then bouncing it with Conjurer's Closet to keep it for {1}{R}{R}. Not a bad day.

Top Ranked	Achieved #3 position overall 4 months ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Angels 4 months ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Combo 4 months ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Competitive 5 months ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	2 months
Key combos	Aggravated Assault + Sword of Feast and Famine Maralen of the Mornsong + Stranglehold Kaalia of the Vast + Master of Cruelties Armageddon + Crucible of Worlds Conjurer's Closet + Panharmonicon Panharmonicon + Rune-Scarred Demon Felidar Guardian + Wispweaver Angel Conjurer's Closet + Zirilan of the Claw Conjurer's Closet + Sneak Attack Teleportation Circle + Zirilan of the Claw Sneak Attack + Teleportation Circle Panharmonicon + Teleportation Circle
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	23 - 0 Mythic Rares 54 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.29
Tokens	Dragon 6/6 R, Faerie Dragon 1/1 U
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