Jokes and Blokes

Commander / EDH* Baddest, Donkey Gamer

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Land (38)

• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Baldur's Gate
• 1x Black Dragon Gate
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Citadel Gate
• 1x City of Ass
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Cliffgate
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Gateway Plaza
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Gond Gate
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 1x Gruul Guildgate
• 1x Heap Gate
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 1x Lotus Field
• 1x Lotus Vale
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Manor Gate
• 1x Nearby Planet
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Plaza of Harmony
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Sea Gate
• 1x Selesnya Guildgate
• 1x Simic Guildgate
• 1x The World Tree
• 1x Thran Portal
• 1x Underdome
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Urza's Fun House
• 1x Urza's Mine
• 1x Urza's Power Plant
• 1x Urza's Tower

Creature (36)

• 1x Assquatch
• 1x B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
• 1x B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
• 1x Bad Ass
• 1x Cheap Ass
• 1x Decorated Knight
• 1x Dumb Ass
• 1x Earl of Squirrel
• 1x Fat Ass
• 1x Fluros of Myra's Marvels
• 1x Frankie Peanuts
• 1x Fruitcake Elemental
• 1x Hardy of Myra's Marvels
• 1x Ignacio of Myra's Marvels
• 1x Infernal Spawn of Evil
• 1x Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
• 1x Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.
• 1x Infinity Elemental
• 1x It Came from Planet Glurg
• 1x Johnny, Combo Player
• 1x Katerina of Myra's Marvels
• 1x Masterful Ninja
• 1x Myra the Magnificent
• 1x Nocturno of Myra's Marvels
• 1x Overt Operative
• 1x Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
• 1x Pippa, Duchess of Dice
• 1x Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
• 1x Rules Lawyer
• 1x Smart Ass
• 1x Spike, Tournament Grinder
• 1x Steamflogger of the Month
• 1x Stone-Cold Basilisk
• 1x The Most Dangerous Gamer
• 1x Timmy, Power Gamer
• 1x X

Commander (1)

Artifact (8)

• 1x Do-It-Yourself Seraph
• 1x Everythingamajig E
• 1x Gleemax
• 1x Jack-in-the-Mox
• 1x Mana Screw
• 1x Mox Lotus
• 1x Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
• 1x Water Gun Balloon Game

Enchantment (7)

• 1x As Luck Would Have It
• 1x Bureaucracy
• 1x Censorship
• 1x Chittering Doom
• 1x Common Courtesy
• 1x Mine, Mine, Mine!
• 1x Squirrel Farm

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Enter the Dungeon
• 1x Incoming!
• 1x Look at Me, I'm the DCI
• 1x Once More with Feeling
• 1x Season's Beatings
• 1x The Countdown Is at One

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
• 1x Urza, Academy Headmaster

Instant (2)

• 1x Blast from the Past
• 1x Steamfloggery

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Sideboard

Contraptions (45)

• 1x Accessories to Murder
• 1x Applied Aeronautics
• 1x Arms Depot
• 1x Auto-Key
• 1x Bee-Bee Gun
• 1x Boomflinger
• 1x Buzz Buggy
• 1x Deadly Poison Sampler
• 1x Dictation Quillograph
• 1x Dispatch Dispensary
• 1x Division Table
• 1x Dogsnail Engine
• 1x Dual Doomsuits
• 1x Duplication Device
• 1x Faerie Aerie
• 1x Genetic Recombinator
• 1x Gift Horse
• 1x Gnomeball Machine
• 1x Goblin Slingshot
• 1x Guest List
• 1x Hard Hat Area
• 1x Head Banger
• 1x Hypnotic Swirly Disc
• 1x Inflation Station
• 1x Insufferable Syphon
• 1x Jamming Device
• 1x Lackey Recycler
• 1x Mandatory Friendship Shackles
• 1x Neural Network
• 1x Oaken Power Suit
• 1x Optical Optimizer
• 1x Pet Project
• 1x Quick-Stick Lick Trick
• 1x Rapid Prototyper
• 1x Record Store
• 1x Refibrillator
• 1x Sap Sucker
• 1x Sundering Fork
• 1x Targeting Rocket
• 1x Thud-for-Duds
• 1x Top-Secret Tunnel
• 1x Tread Mill
• 1x Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer
• 1x Twiddlestick Charger
• 1x Widget Contraption

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Maybeboard

Unknown (27)

• 1x Balloon Stand
• 1x Bumper Cars
• 1x Centrifuge
• 1x Clown Extruder
• 1x Concession Stand
• 1x Costume Shop
• 1x Cover the Spot
• 1x Dart Throw
• 1x Drop Tower
• 1x Foam Weapons Kiosk
• 1x Fortune Teller
• 1x Gallery of Legends
• 1x Gift Shop
• 1x Guess Your Fate
• 1x Hall of Mirrors
• 1x Haunted House
• 1x Information Booth
• 1x Log Flume
• 1x Memory Test
• 1x Merry-Go-Round
• 1x Pick-a-Beeble
• 1x Roller Coaster
• 1x Spinny Ride
• 1x Squirrel Stack
• 1x Storybook Ride
• 1x Trash Bin
• 1x Tunnel of Love

Artifact (1)

• 1x Ferris Wheel

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This is just a fun and casual commander deck constructed entirely from "Un-Set" cards and Christmas event cards (not including lands). I will need to add Scavenger Hunt (UNF), Trivia Contest (UNF), Kiddie Coaster (UNF), Push Your Luck (UNF), Swinging Ship (UNF), The Superlatorium (UNF), and Trash Bin (UNF) when added to database. The sideboard and maybeboard are used as contraption and attraction decks respectively.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 5 Mythic Rares 53 - 10 Rares 8 - 15 Uncommons 28 - 15 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.68
Tokens	Beeble 1/1 U, Cat 2/2 W w/ Flying, Construct */* C, 4/4 O Token Creature Dragon, Faerie Spy 1/1 U, Giant Teddy Bear 5/5 C, Gnome 1/1 C, Goblin 1/1 R, On an Adventure, Rogue 2/2 B, Squirrel 1/1 G, Treasure