Indestructible Kitchen

Modern UB (Dimir)

HeavyPlay

Land (21)

• 1x Clearwater Pathway  ^Flip
• 4x Darksteel Citadel
• 2x Glimmervoid
• 1x Island
• 4x Mistvault Bridge
• 1x Swamp
• 4x Urza's Saga
• 4x Watery Grave

Enchantment (3)

• 3x Ensoul Artifact

Artifact (12)

• 1x Aether Spellbomb
• 4x Darksteel Relic
• 1x Nihil Spellbomb
• 1x Shadowspear
• 1x Springleaf Drum
• 4x The Underworld Cookbook

Instant (3)

• 3x Metallic Rebuke

Sorcery (11)

• 3x Bone Shards
• 4x Rise and Shine
• 4x Thoughtcast

Creature (10)

• 3x Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
• 3x Memnite
• 4x Ovalchase Daredevil

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Sideboard

Instant (6)

• 2x Fatal Push
• 1x Hurkyl's Recall
• 3x Turn Aside

Artifact (6)

• 3x Damping Sphere
• 1x Nihil Spellbomb
• 2x Pithing Needle

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Damnation
• 2x Unmoored Ego

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Maybeboard

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas

Creature (2)

• 2x Emry, Lurker of the Loch

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Taking the food package and giving it an iron stomach.

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The marquee cards of the deck are Rise and Shine and Ensoul Artifact which are able to turn any (or all in the case of an overloaded R&S) of our indestructible artifacts into heavy hitters that miss most of the current meta removal.

This deck also uses the kitchen package to keep pace until you're ready/able to bring out indestructible creatures or overload Rise and Shine. And by going Dimir you get even more affinity benefits with Thoughtcast, and Metallic Rebuke.

While this strategy is still vulnerable to creature exile, I think shutting off the majority of meta creature destruction while still having access to kitchen and affinity could be really strong.

Sideboard is still WIP and slightly flavored by my local meta.

Suggestions welcome!

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UPDATE 9/3 After playtesting, I removed Tezzeret and Emry to add a little more interaction.

Top Ranked	Achieved #32 position overall 2 years ago Achieved #27 position in Modern 2 years ago Achieved #1 position in Modern UB (Dimir) 2 years ago
Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	19 - 6 Rares 18 - 5 Uncommons 21 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.79
Tokens	Construct 0/0 C, Food
Folders	Modern Decks, Modern, Yummy, Artifacts